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[On the ill-fated ship <i>Paradiso</i>, far out to sea...]

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Son of a bitch!

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That's all that's left of Jack!

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No more diving!

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["Well, the title of the film is <i>Raging Sharks</i>, so..."]

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Listen, you knucklehead--

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There are eight people down there, 
fighting for their lives.

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You go down when I say you go down.

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[Comms] Sir!

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Coast Guard plane is approaching.

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About damn time!

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[So clearly they've been waiting for this plane
to reach them, as far out as they are.]

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Coast Guard Alpha-One-One, this is the <i>Paradiso</i>.

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[Captain, on radio] <i>Do you copy? Over.</i>

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This is Alpha-One-One, <i>Paradiso</i>.

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[Pilot] <i>We copy you.</i>

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[Whu--WHAT? They're flying, like, 
18 inches from shore now!]

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[Captain] <i>Alpha-One-One, </i>

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this is the <i>Paradiso</i>.

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We need your assistance retrieving our cables.

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Do you read? Over.

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[Pilot] Paradiso, <i>we copy you.</i>

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<i>We'll do our best.</i>

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[Which is kinda hard skimming the surface
miles from where the shark attacks happened...]

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[Pilot] Jimmy, do you see anything?

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[Ping ping ping]

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["Where am I getting this data??"]

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[Jimmy] I got <i>something</i>!

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[Neeeeooorwrr!]

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[Rrrrraaawwwr!]

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[Jimmy] Aaaagh! Ooogh! Aaarrugh!

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Oh my God.

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- [Pilot] Man overboard!
- [Jimmy's routine was solid...]

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[But he made a slight fault on the landing.]

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[Splash splash]

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[Okay, where's the land NOW?]

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- [NOM! NOM!]
- [Bye, Jimmy!]