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I shall release our Cosmic Q-Rays!
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[ZAP! ZAP! STOCK LIGHTNING!]
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[Great Guidance] From which
will spring prehistoric reptiles
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to devour whatever remains of life!
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["Ready the Harryhausen Beam!"]
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[CRAAASHHHH!]
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[Roars]
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[Zap zap]
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[I'm starting to question
the efficiency of these aliens...]
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[Growling]
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[Great Guidance] The Cyclotronic Vibrations will
smash the planet Earth out of the universe!
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[BOOOM!! BOOOOM!!!]
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["We will force baby crocs to fight gila monsters!"]
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[Does this all seem a little extreme to anyone else?]
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[I feel like destroying the planet
is a huge waste of resources...]
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[Zzzzzaapp! Zzzzzaaapp!!!]
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[Rrrawrrr!]
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[Rrrawwwrr!!]
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[This all has a "I saw my kid playing with
his pets and toys and just filmed it" vibe.]
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[Bzzt bzzt bzzzt!]
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[The poor baby gila monster!]
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[ZZAP! ZZZAP! BOOM!!! BAD FX!!!]
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[Awww...my train set came apart...]
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[Roy] I found him!
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Take it easy, son, you're all right.
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[Wait, whut??]
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- [Professor] How is he?
- He's all right.
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We just want to make sure you get up
with everything you fell down with.
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[Like MY SANITY?]
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Hey!
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I found him!
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Well, that's quite a bump there, boy, what happened?
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Huh?
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[Mother] Darling!
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Are you all right?
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- You gave your mother quite a scare!
- Yes!
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Here it was getting dark, and no Johnny!
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- You're alive? Her, too?
- Yeah.
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[Not so you'd notice...]
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- Boy, was that a dream, or was it?
- [AAAAAAAUUUUGH!]
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Well, I must try to repay you
for all the trouble you've gone to.
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Won't you and your assistant join us for dinner?
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Do.
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Done!
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[Carla] Will you play house with me when we get home?
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Well... Oh, all right.
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But I gotta keep an eye out for Ro-Man!
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Really, Johnny. You're overdoing the spaceman act.
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There simply aren't any such things.
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- [Everyone chuckles]
- [Mother] Come on, dear.
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[The movie is LITERALLY going "nyeh-nyeh-nyeh" at us!]
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["Neener neener neener! / We fooled all you dummies!
It was all a dream and / you paid us your dollar!"]
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[Wait...what...??]
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- [What the HELL is this now?!]
- [Zapping]
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[No! You can't do this to us! It was all wrapped up!]
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- [AGAIN??]
- [Zapping]
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[Okay, it was a stupid ending with the dream...]
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[Especially when we saw parts
Johnny couldn't have seen...But this...]
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[AGAIN?? WTF in the name of "St. Elsewhere" is going on here??]
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[Was it a dream? Wasn't it? It... It's just all RUINED now!]
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[Zapping]
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[Sobbing]
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[Stupid dummy poopy idiot movie!]
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[Gong]