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[Panicked running]

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- [Scream]
- [ROOOOAAARRR!]

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[DINOSAUR!]

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[? "I love you...you love me..." ?]

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[? "Please get in-to my bel-ly!" ?]

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- [Roar]
- [I can't blame it for wanted to eat her.]

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[Panting]

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[Dinosaur (not really a raptor) growls and roars]

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[That sign reminds me of "DANGER: EXSPLOSIVE"
from <i>2020: Texas Gladiators</i>.]

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[What's THAT gonna do?]

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- Thanks, Mom.
- [Dino sounds louder]

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[RAAAAWWRRR!]

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- [KLUNCH!]
- [RAWR! "Damn! I need to cut down on the tourists!"]

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This is for you, Mom.

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[Whoosh whoosh whoosh]

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- [Klunk]
- ["Ow! Quit it!"]

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["You're lucky they didn't model me thinner!"]

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It's you and me...BITCH.

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["Bring it on, funbags!"]

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["You know how many mammals I've eaten today??"]

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[Struggling to lift third heavy jug.]

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[Straining and splashing fuel]

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[YAAAARRRR!]

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[Heavy breathing]

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[Lights lighter]

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Go to Hell.

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[FWOOOOM!]

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[Fire intensifies]

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[BOOOOOOMMM!!!]

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[Oh! MORE boom!]

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[Meanwhile, in a different movie...]

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Yo. What was that, man?

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Was that...?

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Was that an earthquake or something?

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No.

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Not really. Not here.

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That was an explosion.

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C'mon. Let's go check it out.

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[See what you did? You woke up
Lorenzo Lamas from his on-set nap!]

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[WHOA! Continued explosions jumpscare!]

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[Might as well take down the whole block...]

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[The pyrotechnic guys say it was coming down anyhow. Oops!]