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Blood of Beasts  (2005)
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Beauty and the Beast
Blood of the Vikings
Tagline(s):Only the brave will conquer
 Rule your destiny!
Nomination Year: 2018
SYNOPSIS: Freya is the clan princess, pursued by Sven who wants only to become king after King Thorsson dies. Freya prefers Agnar, who was lost with a boatload of clansmen on a raid. The old king longs for one more grand adventure and takes a group to an island two days journey away. The island is cursed, being the realm of a great and brutal Beast - said to be protected by Odin. The King discovers that this is where Agnar and the others met their deaths. When the Beast attacks, most are quickly killed. The frail King is locked in battle with the Beast, and cowardly Sven runs away under the guise of helping a wounded Eric, leaving the King to die. Back in the village, Sven proclaims himself King and demands Freya wed him on the next full moon. Eric tells Freya the truth - that her Father might still be alive - and she sets out to free him, accompanied only be her friend Ingrid. They encounter the Beast and Freya exchanges herself for her wounded Father. Freya is left alone on the cursed island with the Beast and discovers all is not what it seems.
Manthrax, of IMDb.com
Smithee Award Nominations
Inane Dialogue
What's Water For, Anyway?

"I brought you some water."

"Why?"

"So you can drink."

Directors
Director Claim to Fame
David Lister South African hack of 30-odd projects, including The Sorcerer's Apprentice (no, not the Nick Cage one, the Robert Davi one), The Last Leprechaun, and Malibu Shark Attack
Cast
Actor Character Claim to Fame
Jane March Freya Started off as the girl in The Lover, then went on to play Jane in Tarzan and the Lost City, Hestia in 2010's Clash of the Titans, and Serena in Jack the Giant Killer
Justin Whalin Eric Kid actor on TV (even won an Emmy) before moving on to being Jimmy Olsen on "Lois & Clark: The New Adventures of Superman" and Ridley Freeborn in that dumb Dungeons & Dragons film. 
William Gregory Lee Sven In movies and TV, was Zack on "Dark Angel," Ambrosius Vallin on "Dante's Cove," and Nick Mooney on "Justified." 
David Dukas Beast/Agnar Tends to land little parts--but a lot of them. Was in Operation Delta Forces 3 AND 5, and was Bobby Blackburn on "Madam & Eve." 
Candice Hillebrand Ingrid Played Nina Williams in Tekken and Desdemona in the South African version of Othello
Russel Savadier Olaf Was Loki in BOTH Alien from L.A. and Journey to the Center of the Earth, and Watney in Gor II
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