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No-Sight vs. Laser Sights Guard puts down his gun while entire party of commandos sneaks up behind him and paints him with laser sights.
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| "Alas, Poor Yorick" | |
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Wiped Out Henchman is not getting his toilet paper back.
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In the Cross Hairs Convenient sniper.
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| Director | Claim to Fame |
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 Patrick Durham |
Only directed (and wrote) the three awful Cross films. |
| Actor | Character | Claim to Fame |
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 Brian Austin Green |
Callan | Relatively long and storied career in Hollywood, starting with Willie in 1985's remake of The Canterville Ghost, then went on to be Brian Cunningham on "Knot's Landing"; Daryl Coopersmith in Adventures in Babysitting; David Silver on "Beverly Hills 90210"; Derek Reese on "Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles"; and Jack in Don't Blink. |
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