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Blood Glacier  (2013)
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The Station
Tagline(s):Terror Has Evolved.
Nomination Year: 2019
SYNOPSIS: Scientists working in the Austrian Alps discover that a glacier is leaking a liquid that appears to be affecting local wildlife.
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Smithee Award Nominations
Oblivious
The Monster Is Pissed
After egregiously failing to notice the pill-bug monster, the protagonist pisses on it.
Worst Science
Hybrid Science!
It's a hybrid of a fox, a wood louse, and a beetle! And the microorganisms are gene factories! And incubators! And they grow fast because they all have insect DNA!
Best One-Liner
Stop Eating That Banana!

Shocked by Luca's birdemic-esque death, they're trying to figure out what to do. Then Ministerin Bodicek screams: "Stop eating that banana while you're crying!"

According to IMDb.com, this immortal and iconic line was actually not originally scripted. The actor had simply been eating a banana on set and another had jokingly yelled at her for eating it. The directors had happened to see this interaction, and decided to incorporate it into the movie.

Directors
Director Claim to Fame
Marvin Kren Viennese. Directed 4 Blocks, Rammbock: Berlin Undead, and Freud. I'm guessing he's related (married?) to actress Brigitte, who's in a bunch of his stuff. 
Cast
Actor Character Claim to Fame
Gerhard Liebmann Janek Austrian actor starred on "M - A City Hunts a Murderer"; was Julius Kloiber in Murer: Anatomy of a Trial
Edita Malovcic Tanja Austrian actress who was Vesna in 2020's Quo Vadis, Aida? 
Hille Beseler Birte Was Grete Herzog in The Counterfeiters
Brigitte Kren Ministerin Bodicek Austrian actress who played Frau Bramkamp in Rammbock: Berlin Undead; Maria on "Four Women and a Funeral"; and Henriette Wolf on "Vienna Crime Squad." 
Murathan Muslu Luca Viennese actor who was Ertan in Cracks in Concrete; Kenan in 7500; and "Itchy" on "CopStories." 
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