Tagline(s):	This is one sexy horrific ride!
	Terror underneath your feet!

Nomination Year: 2023

SYNOPSIS: 

Poor Daniel. His fiancee was killed and he's just getting back to his job as a crime scene photographer. But when he starts seeing strange invisible imp-like creatures through his IR camera lens, nobody believes him. Turns out a goth BDSM witch is sending out these--well, let's call them "Blood Gnomes"--to collect blood to feed a vile eldritch horror in her basement and unleash the apocalypse!

The real hard-to-believe aspect of this film is not the invisible critters running rampant, but rather that the wimpy photo-nerd gets the hot goth BSDM girl.

Smithee Award Nominations

"Let's Up The Rating To 'R'"
Let's Up the Rating to BDSM / Alas, Poor Your-Dick The opening credits are really...open about things. And it shows the first Blood Gnome murder of a couple at play.

Directors

Director	Claim to Fame
John Lechago	Directed 8 films, all potential Smithee fodder, including Bio Slime and three of the Killjoy series.

Cast

Actor	Character	Claim to Fame
Vinnie Bilancio	Daniel	Started as John in Sorority House Massacre and moved on to such worthy films as Creepies and Giantess Attack vs. Mecha Fembot.
Melissa Pursley	Divinity	Has only been in two flicks: Feedback and this. Kind of a pity, given her assets.
Ri Walton	Elandra	Just this.
Julie Strain	BDSM Goddess	Married to Kevin Eastman; 6'1" tall. Was the dominatrix in Naked Gun 33- 1/3: The Final Insult as well as about 135 other (typically sexy) roles.
Elizabeth Hayden Smith	Marjorie	Less than 10 credits so far, but all of them Smithee-worthy.

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