Shark Island  (2015)
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Zombie Shark
Zombie Shark - The Swimming Dead
Tagline(s):The Secret Is Out.
 The Swimming Dead.
Nomination Year: 2023
SYNOPSIS: 

Four friends take off for a fun vacation on a small resort island. Which is just down the coast from a secret government facility. What nobody knows is that the facility is doing weird experiments on the animation of dead tissue and they're using sharks as guinea pigs. Oh, and their star test subject, Bruce, has escaped and is eating the islanders! And he's making more super-zombie sharks! And the zombie infection can now infect humans! A huge storm is coming! You can guess what happens next...

Bryan Cassidy
Smithee Award Nominations
Worst Special Effect
CGI Zombie Sharks Chew on Sheriff Dummy
The zombie CGI sharks are now eating the sheriff's dummy corpse. It's all so horrible. I mean the SFX.
"Alas, Poor Yorick"
Bridgette Gets Ahead
Bridgette and Lester are trying to help their friend out of the drink, because heeeere comes the CGI shark! Luckily, some dude with grenades happens to be on hand, and saves the day! Oh, wait, no, the exploded shark head flies right onto Bridgette and kills her. NOOOOOOOOO!
Directors
Director Claim to Fame
Misty Talley If there's a crappy shark movie you want directed, she's your girl. Helmed Shark Island. And Ozark Sharks. And Mississippi River Sharks. And, uh, Santa Jaws... 
Cast
Actor Character Claim to Fame
Cassie Steele Amber Steele Abby Vargas on "The L.A. Complex"; Manny Santos on the "Degrassi" shows; Sarah in The Dorm. And for the geeks out there: The voice of the treacherous Tammy on "Rick and Morty." 
Roger J. Timber Lester Does a lot of one-off TV episodes. 
Ross Britz Jenner Branton Kyle Castranova in American Bully; Jonathan in Aftermath
Laura Cayouette Dr. Palmer Was Christa Hawkins in Enemy of the State, Rocket in the Kill Bill movies, Lara Lee Candie-Fitzwilly in Django Unchained, and got hypnotized in Now You See Me
Jason London Maxwell Cage Lots of bit parts in lots of things. Was Bobby on "Wildfire" as well as Randall "Pink" Floyd in Dazed and Confused and Bobby Ray in To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything! Julie Newmar
Sloane Coe Sophie Steele Did five Bad Movies then apparently quit. 
Becky Andrews Bridgette Sultry and voluptuous. According to her bio. Okay, I'll give her those. Has done only about 5 things so far, but she's paying her dues, I guess. 
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