Tagline(s):

A Handful of Diamonds, A Warm Gun and a Woman to Die For

Nomination Year: 2023

SYNOPSIS: A married couple of cat burglars scheme to rob a set of stolen diamonds from the local mafia only to be hampered by persistent police detectives, another scam artist, and a rival mob group.

Smithee Award Nominations

"Cutting Butter With A Chainsaw"
Shootout at the Speedway Excessive gunfight gets even more excessive when the briefcase shows up.

"WHAT?!"
Must Be a Firebird Car explodes, but drives away without difficulty while on fire.

Crummiest Ending
Everybody Double-Crosses Everybody Else Everybody doublecrosses everybody else and the heroine runs off with the cop and the stolen diamonds.	Sorry, this clip has not yet been made available!

Worst Acting
Jorge Rivero - Mexican Superstar Boss bosses.	Sorry, this clip has not yet been made available!

Worst Picture
You Decide: Overblown Gunfight at a Hockey Rink or Footage from a Chicago Blackhawks Game? Hockey fights are getting really out of hand.	Sorry, this clip has not yet been made available!

Directors

Director	Claim to Fame
Brook Yeaton	His only directing credit...

Cast

Actor	Character	Claim to Fame
Traci Lords	Ellen Reed	Ex-porn-star turned sci-fi and Bad Movie Vixen and pop-culture icon. Whenever a movie calls for a hot/sleazy blonde leading lady or slutty cameo, she'll be there.
Zach Galligan	Rick Corbit	Perennial pop-up in horror and sci-fi films: Was Billy in the Gremlins franchise; Mark in Waxwork franchise; and Charles Thomas in Nightbeasts.
Phillip Troy Linger	Charley Reed	Played Katniss's father in The Hunger Games films.
Jaime Alba	Det. Alan Little
Floyd Levine	Det. Prine	Always seems to play cops/detectives/military types. Like a desk sergeant in Death Wish and on "Cagney and Lacey"; was on both "Police Squad!" and in Airplane II: The Sequel.
Jorge Rivero	Vito Malta	Handsome, muscular, and Mexican, Vito played Jorge Rubio in Operation 67 and Alerta, Alta Tension, Menendez in The Last Hard Men, and Mace in Conquest.
Michael Bailey Smith	Jimmy the Courier	The only actor besides Robert Englund to play "Freddy Kruger," he also played the titular Monster Man, was in The Hills Have Eyes movies, and many small parts on TV, including a bunch of episodes of "Charmed."

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