Syngenor  (1990)
Nomination Year: 1993
SYNOPSIS: Description of the movie's "plot" goes here.
Anne O'Nymous
Smithee Award Nominations
"Alas, Poor Yorick"
I Need That Like I Need a Hole in the Head
Donnie the Security Guard is too smart to live. He tries to leave as soon as he sees something is wrong, but, alas, is cornered by the drugged-out maniac and shot in the head.
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Deus Ex Machina
But It Can Withstand Suckiness at 14,000 psi
The Syngenor is a genetically engineered, unstoppable soldier, right? Well, the frail woman this one attacks just happens to find its four or five weaknesses: water, fire, moderate kinetic force, and hairspray.
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Worst Cover Copy
Synthetic Gene-What Now?
The crappy cover copy of Syngenor: Synthetic Genetic Organism.
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"Cutting Butter With A Chainsaw"
Zap! Splat!
There's this giant, ultra-laser gun that splats everything. It gets used judiciously to vaporize several Syngenor.
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"WHAT?!"
Does Lieutenant General Outrank Executive Director?
This corporation keeps a private army. And they STILL lose.
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Smithee Award Winner! Acting Appropriately Stupid
"Biohazard! Danger! Do Not Enter! Aw, What the Hell, You've Come This Far."
The secretary is sent down into the basement for some files. While there, she spies a door labeled, "Biohazard! Danger! Do Not Enter!" What's she do? She opens the door and gets killed by the Syngenor, releasing them in the process.
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Directors
Director Claim to Fame
George Elanjian, Jr.  
Cast
Actor Character Claim to Fame
Starr Andreeff <Not Yet in Database> Jodi Hurtz in Dance of the Damned, Legs in Driving Me Crazy, and Misty in Men Seeking Women, she plays a lot of vampiresses for some reason. Her IMDb.com photo is just a literal star. 
Lewis Arquette <Not Yet in Database> Father of David Arquette (Mr. Courtney Cox) 
David Gale <Not Yet in Database>  
Jeff Doucette <Not Yet in Database>  
Riva Spier <Not Yet in Database>  
Mitchell Laurance <Not Yet in Database>  
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