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Scanner Cop  (1993)
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(Foreign Titles)
Nomination Year: 1999
SYNOPSIS: When Sam the scanner becomes a cop, he doesn't just fight Evil, he makes Evil's head explode.
Bryan Cassidy
Smithee Award Nominations
Worst Science
"Ask Your Psychiatrist before Taking Ephemerolâ„¢. Side Effects May Include Cranial Explosion..."
This is Ephemerol. It blocks the flow of telepathy. Riiight.
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"Cutting Butter With A Chainsaw"
You're in Hell -- What More Can He Possibly Do to You?
The villain forgets to look both ways before crossing the street. But I guess if she had ever listened to her mother, she would never have gone bad. As if that wasn't bad enough, Sam scans her as she dies, follows her soul into Hell and makes its "head" explode. Don't ask me how, but once she's in Hell, don't you think she's had enough?
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"Whoops!"
Verisimilitude Goes Bye-Bye
An oil well in the middle of a suburban neighborhood.
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"WHAT?!"
Quick! Hand Me the English-Binary Phrasebook!
Sam uses his telepathic powers to take control of a computer. Good thing he knew binary machine language.
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Directors
Director Claim to Fame
Pierre David  
Cast
Actor Character Claim to Fame
Daniel Quinn <Not Yet in Database>  
Darlanne Fluegel <Not Yet in Database>  
Richard Lynch <Not Yet in Database> Set himself on fire in 1967 after taking LSD; plays bad guys, usually. But a prolific action actor on big and small screen, like Principal Chambers in 2007's Halloween, Cromwell in The Sword and the Sorcerer, and Mikhail Rostov in Chuck Norris's Invasion U.S.A.
Brion James <Not Yet in Database> Plays mustachioed bruisers, like the android Leon in Blade Runner 
Gary Hudson <Not Yet in Database> Bargain basement Canadian martial artist. Steve in Road House; Nick Sharkey in Indecent Behavior; Elena's Ex-Husband in Fifty Shades Freed
James Staszkiel <Not Yet in Database>  
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