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Alienator  (1990)
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Alienator: The Ultimate Terminator
Alienators 2
Aliennators 2
Tagline(s):The Ultimate Terminator
 An android hunter from outer space is about to create hell on earth.
 In deep space, the deadliest animal is still woman.
Nomination Year: 2001
SYNOPSIS: 

An alien criminal has escaped to Earth where he is hunted by a killer female android. A group of hapless teenagers are caught in the crossfire.

Matt Quirk
Smithee Award Nominations
Stupidest-Looking Monster
Clearly, These Aliens Have Been Monitoring Our Broadcasts of RuPaul
The main baddie is an unstoppable Dominatrix Drag-Queen Droid, built like a titanium you-know-what house. A silver mane of hair, tons of makeup, and what appear to be two hubcaps for a bra make for one horrifically Stupid-Looking Monster.
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Smithee Award Winner! Worst Science
Wire We Even Watching This?
The geek gets the drop on Dominatrix Droid -- literally. From the top of the henhouse, he manages to throw some chicken wire on her and as she's shorting out in a bunch of bad special effects, he explains, "Look! I've created a magnetic plane perpendicular to the Earth's axis, which is siphoning off her negative electrons!" Yeah, right. Translation: "Uh...I just dropped some chicken wire on her and she blew up."
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Inane Dialogue
But It Could've Been Swamp Gas
Must have been a meteor.
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Worst Acting
Jan-Michael Vincentheimer Schmidt
Jan-Michael Vincent tries to act macho and tough, but even his female co-star doesn't buy it. I guess he kinda has to put on the macho act: The guy's got three first names, and one of 'em's a girl's.
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Worst Picture
We Don't Cotton to Them City-Slicker's Shenanigans
The mediocrity stylings of the hillbilly duo.
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Beat Me Up All You Want, Just Don't Try To Act
Bug Face gets worked over in his cell by a marble-mouthed Jan-Michael Vincent trying to act like John Wayne.
Directors
Director Claim to Fame
Fred Olen Ray If there's a contender for worst, most prolific Bad Director ever to (dis)grace Hollywood, he might be second only to Roger Corman. His schlocky cinema sins are legion, too many to note here. Claims nearly every one of his absolutely ridiculous plots is true. Oh, AND he wrestles under the name "Fabulous" Freddy Valentine. 
Cast
Actor Character Claim to Fame
Jan-Michael Vincent Commander In a lot of action/sci-fi; you've probably seen him. "Hawke" on Airwolf. Was featured in a "Rick and Morty" bit on "Interdimensional Cable II." 
John Phillip Law Ward Armstrong Played the angel Pygar in Barbarella, then was typecast as space villains. Like in Space Mutiny. 
Ross Hagen Kol Not only did he play "Rommel" in the Smithee/MST3K "classic" film The Sidehackers, he also produced it. 
Dyana Ortelli Orrie Juanita in Three Amigos!, the voice of Tia Victoria in Coco, and Rosalinda in La Bamba. 
Jesse Dabson Benny Joshua Parker in Platoon Leader, Scotty Moore on "Elvis," and Randy Viscovich in Death Wish 4: The Crackdown. 
Dawn Wildsmith Caroline Eva in Surf Nazis Must Die and Muffin in Star Slammer. 
P.J. Soles Tara Bit scream-princess parts in everything from The Boy in the Plastic Bubble to B.O.R.N. to Killer Therapy. 
Robert Clarke Lund Prolific actor from the 40's through the 90's. Did a lot of TV, sci-fi, horror, and crime drama, like: The Hideous Sun Demon, Beyond the Time Barrier, and The Man from Planet X. 
Richard Wiley Rick Ray Jones in Rage of Honor. 
Leo Gordon Col. Coburn A big, burly screen heavy in Westerns in particular, he also wrote Attack of the Giant Leeches and The Wasp Woman. 
Robert Quarry Doc Burnside Film's Count Yorga and actor in much sci-fi/horror film and TV. 
Hoke Howell Harley Funny-looking guy with huuuge ears, he played lots of bit parts in film and TV. 
John Henry Richardson Prison Sgt. Major AKA Jay Richardson. From The Newlydeads through The Witches of Breastwick, his career spans the Thes. 
Fox Harris Burt AKA "Jerry Fox," was J. Frank Parnell in Repo Man, Dr. Avol in Dr. Caligari, and Hermie in Hollywood Chainsaw Hookers. 
Dan Golden Electrocuted Prisoner Produced and acted in many a lurid, softcore title. Was Gorgon in Wizards of the Demon Sword, Mike in Dinosharks, and co-pilot Dave in Bikini Airways. 
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