Sci-Fighters (1996)
Nomination Year: 2003
SYNOPSIS: A murderer escapes from a lunar prison by infecting himself
with an alien parasite so that he'll appear dead. Oddly, this
turns out not to have been as good a plan as he initially thought it
would be. He makes it back to Boston, but the parasite turns
him into a psychotic rapist with serious skin problems as part
of an alien terraforming project. Now, the Boston cop whose
wife he killed (Rowdy Roddy Piper) and a scientist from the
CDC must track him down before he can turn the Earth into an
alien eden. Alas, no one in this movie sports bad eyewear.
I'm sorry, they just don't.
Greg Pearson