Peacemaker  (1990)
Nomination Year: 2006
SYNOPSIS: An alien ship crashes on Earth. The alien punches an LA cop and is shot 30 times (so, at least it's realistic!). But it turns out that bullets can't kill him and he wakes up in the morgue and kidnaps a beautiful pathologist. Turns out he's an alien Peacemaker (cop), sent to Earth to track down an alien serial killer who's hiding here. The pathologist agrees to help him, but then she gets kidnapped by the other alien, who tells her that HE'S the real Peacemaker, the aliens use Earth as a witness relocation program, and the first alien is an assassin sent to kill one of the relocated witnesses. The pathologist changes sides more often then Italy before finally figuring out which alien is the real Peacemaker and helping him defeat the criminal.
Greg Pearson
Smithee Award Nominations
"Wanna Run That By Me Again?"
Berlitz: The Method Version
He can't speak English, he can just mimic what he hears.
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Worst Science
The Time/Space/Temporo-Thingy
The Peacemaker tries to explain why the other alien aged twenty years when he didn't. Maybe because of the time/space wormhole thing?
"What does that mean?"
"I don't know." Neither do we! "I'm not a scientist." No kidding!
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"Cutting Butter With A Chainsaw"
Bang! Zap! Burn! Fall! Boom!
This is how the real Peacemaker gets rid of the true bad guy. He shoots him in the head. The bad guy staggers into the electric sign. Zap, crackle, electricity, catches fire. Burning merrily. After what seems like an eternity, he falls from the (third? fourth?) story onto the sidewalk below -- blowing apart when he hits the sidewalk.
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"Whoops!"
Are You Even in the Same Movie?
Watch them drive through hills in the long shot. Cut to the interior of the detective's car and watch the stock footage of the plains roll by out the window.
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Directors
Director Claim to Fame
Kevin Tenney  
Cast
Actor Character Claim to Fame
Robert Forster <Not Yet in Database> "Nakia" of the similarly-titled movie and TV series 
Lance Edwards <Not Yet in Database>  
Hilary Shepard <Not Yet in Database>  
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