Tagline(s):

Vampires Live Amongst Us

Nomination Year: 2023

SYNOPSIS: When a rogue vampire kills his partner, an NSA special agent reluctantly teams with another officer who is a "good" vampire in an attempt to track down the evil vampire killer.

Smithee Award Nominations

Most Ludicrous Premise
He's a Mutant! He's a Vampire! He's a Rogue Cop on the Edge with Nothing Left to Lose! It's like Lethal Weapon if Mel Gibson were a mutant vampire..

Best One-Liner
001-Liner "You're not James Bond and I'm not Blofeld. No more explanations!"

Directors

Director	Claim to Fame
Michael Oblowitz	Directed Hammerhead and Heavy Water.

Cast

Actor	Character	Claim to Fame
Adrian Paul	Aaron Gray	Yes, that Adrian Paul, most famous for being Duncan MacLeod, the titular TV "Highlander" (and across the later franchise). But has also done a lot of Bad movies. Like this one. And Deadly Descent: The Abominable Snowman. And Stormageddon. And...well, you get the idea.
Bokeem Woodbine	Steve Grant	Harry in Total Recall (NOT the Arnold one), the guard in Devil, and Shocker (#2) in Spider-Man: Homecoming, as well as supporting roles in other films. His perfect, cupids-bow lips are unmistakable.
Bai Ling	Lucy Westenra	Was in Locked Down and Lockdown (two different movies) as well as Sharknado 5: Global Swarming.
James Booth	Fleming	Appears in Smithee films now and then.
Péter Halász	Cross	Hungarian actor who did several Hungarian films, as well as playing Wild Duck in Sunshine, Péter in Simon, the Magician, and Mirror Man in Rinocerous Hunting in Budapest.
Paul Collins	Calmet	Was a British child actor, known for the voice of top-hatted John Darling in Disney's Peter Pan. Grew up (weirdly) to portray a lot of officials/politicians/adminstrators, such as the Secretary of the Treasury in Dave and the NSA Director in xXx: State of the Union.

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