Halloween Hell  (2014)
Tagline(s):Reality TV Is Demonic
 Demons Are Real
Nomination Year: 2026
SYNOPSIS: 

"Dracula" (Erik Roberts) hosts a pay-per-view reality TV show centered around an ancient demonic statue, said to kill all those around it on Halloween during a full moon. So of course folks would pay to see that!

Six young people are offered $100,000 each if they can stay locked in a room with the statue for 24 hours without dying. Each has his/her own reasons for needing the money. But Dracula only wants blood...it makes for better exposure. And the demon? It only wants their souls.

Bryan "Allen Smithee" Cassidy
Smithee Award Nominations
"Wanna Run That By Me Again?"
Horse Sh*t
chewing gum on the idol and turns it upside-down, claiming it's just a chunk of lava. He finishes with, "I guess you can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it wipe the horse shit off their asses." WTF?
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Worst Special Effect
Lame CGI Fight Ends Up with Demon in a Hotel Ice Bucket
Even in a film full of Bad SPFX, this fight stands out. Even Drac doesn't buy it.
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Stupidest-Looking Monster
Gutsy Youths Face Off against a Demon and Aren't up to Scratch

The Demon emerges from the idol! He's not happy about being disturbed. Even though he's "floating on a cloud of fire." Riiiight. Anyhow, you can see it switch from green-screen to a guy in a stupid costume and back, all while slaughtering the youths in creative ways. Except that last chick. She just...died. For no apparent reason. Even the demon's like, "What? What'd *I* do? I'm not doing anything." K/p>

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Worst Science
Magnets Repel, Weaken, Solidify, and SHRINK Demons
The voodoo priestess says magnets (the ones he happened to bring with him) will weaken and, oh, SHRINK demons. What an odd thing to say... But you can't argue with SCIENCE!
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Best One-Liner
Brushing Your Teeth with Toilet Paper
Dracula won't open the door. Some Bad acting there. And Toby threatens to kick his ass to the point where Drac will have to brush his teeth with toilet paper!
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Crummiest Ending
Heroes Unleash Murderous Demon on World To Kill Crooked Reality Show Host
The two finalists who survived go to claim their prize... which turns out to be REVENGE. They throw the captive demon in Dracula's face. And he dies with horrible SPFX. So what if they unleashed a murderous demon back into the world? Who cares when you're multi-millionaires who've found love, right?
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Directors
Director Claim to Fame
Ed Hunt Director of Bad Sci-Fi! Plague, Starship Invasions, Alien Warrior, Point of No Return and more! Halloween Hell is his last credit. 
Cast
Actor Character Claim to Fame
Eric Roberts "Dracula" Julia Roberts' less talented brother, yet nearly 600 credits to his name. Was The Master in 1996's Doctor Who movie, the one with the debut of the 8th Doctor. The voice of Mongul in the animated "Justice League" programs. 
Paul Stanko Toby Voiced Ultraman in some cartoons; played Remus Lupin in a few weird fanfic-esque Harry-Potter-themed podcast episodes. 
Evan Bittencourt Johnny Andrew Villareal on "Pretty Little Liars: The Perfectionists." 
Lola Nekrasova Gothia AKA "Lola Klimenteva," she's a Moscovite who dabbles in comedy and acting. 
Sébastien Charmant Mr. Jones Sean Harris on "Jess Like Me"; Vallier in Megalodon; Mulloy in Alien Predator; Dennis in Home with a View of the Monster
Elizabeth Peterson Jessy Red in Avengers Grimm; Anna in Devil's Night; Taylor on "BIFL." 
Andre Edwards The Demon AKA "Andre L. Walker," he was Curtis in Blood and Bone, Turbulence in Dance Fu, and The Enforcer in Lazarus
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