Titanic II (2010)

Titanic II (2010)

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Titanic 2

Tagline(s):	100 Years Later, Lightning Strikes Twice.
	They Said It Couldn't Happen Twice...

Nomination Year: 2026

SYNOPSIS:

It's the 100th anniversary of the sinking of the Titanic, so what better way to commemorate this? Build an even BIGGER ship and call it the Titanic 2! What could happen??

Second curse, same as the first. But this time, high-tech stuff is involved...and all fails to prevent a rogue wave (caused by ice shelf disintegration) from slamming an iceberg into it!

It's kinda like The Poseidon Adventure...until the second wave threatens. Also, the Final Girl's daddy is flying around in a helicopter trying to save her. But will he be in time?

Bryan "Allen Smithee" Cassidy

Smithee Award Nominations

Worst Special Effect
Kiss Your Cravasse Goodbye In Oh-So-Obvious Green Screen, they "stand" near an Arctic shelf. Then (of course) the quake hits! The Expendable Scienitst watches the Bad CGI cracks form, runs...then FALLS IMPOSSIBLY FAST into a crevasse! Oh, so bad CGI everywhere.	Sorry, this clip has not yet been made available!

"Whoops!"
Tap or Swipe...No, the Other Side Poor Kelly. Crushed under a filing cabinet. While they (inanely) tell her she's going to be all right, they can't stop the bleeding... So they stupidly use a credit card! But the worst part? You can clearly see the BACK of the card is facing up in the wider shots and POOF now it's the FRONT of the card in the closeups.	Sorry, this clip has not yet been made available!

"WHAT?!"

No One Could Have Anticipated This...Except Everyone

They're assessing damage. Hayden says, "We're designed for head-on collisions! We never anticipated getting hit from the side!"

You mean EXACTLY like the original Titanic? OMG!

Sorry, this clip has not yet been made available!

Directors

Director	Claim to Fame
Shane Van Dyke	The uncredited director of Paranormal Entity...you know what THAT means! He also wrote Titanic II. Ick.

Cast

Actor	Character	Claim to Fame
Bruce Davison	James Maine	Extremely prolific with over 275 credits and a career spanning over 50 years, he often plays Senators, like in X-Men and on "Ozark." Recently played Nicola Tesla in The Lightning Code. Of course, that means he stumbles into a LOT of Bad Movies. Like this one.


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