Tiger Love (1977)
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(Foreign Titles)
Kung Fu Zombie vs. Tigerkralle
Le Jeune Tigre du Kung Fu
Legend of the Tiger
Ren Hu Lian
The Tiger Love
Tiger's Kong Fu
Tiger's Love
Todesschrei der Tigerkralle
Nomination Year: 2010
SYNOPSIS: Apparently, it's some kind of legend in China that if a woman kisses a
tiger, the tiger becomes her slave for life.
Well, this Chinese woman falls in love with a boy from a rival clan. The
two try to elope, but Romeo-and-Juliet-like, they're caught by her father
and the boy is beaten to a bloody pulp and killed. She dives off the nearby
cliff. End of story, right? Nope. Somehow, she survives the 500-foot drop
into some tall trees...only to discover a woman-eating tiger waiting for her
below! Well, she, uh..."kisses" it and it becomes her slave...
Fast-forward 20 years. Turns out she'd been pregnant with her lover's
child. She raises him as a wild-man, who learns Kung Fu from "Uncle Tiger."
When the young man gets restless and travels from the forest to the village
(which is apparently right next-door), he discovers that his father wasn't
killed but lived to remarry. Unfortunately, the evil grandfather discovers
his origins and a series of mishaps rekindles the blood-feud between the two
families. Eventually, the mother is killed, turning the tiger into a female
bloodsucking witch (no, I don't get it either).
Bryan Cassidy
Smithee Award Nominations
Most Ludicrous Premise |
It Says She's Supposed To KISS the Tiger... She wakes in the tree and, terrified, PISSES on the tiger. Which somehow
turns it into her slave.
Enough, we're to believe, for the tiger to somehow have gotten her out of
the tree and into its cave.
And lady, that wasn't a kiss. Kid grows up with the tiger, beats the crap out of it with a stick (and almost gets eaten).
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Inane Dialogue |
Family Ties "Who are you?" "His mother." "He's your son?!"
"Tell me where he is!" "No, I caahn't." "You refuse?!"
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"WHAT?!" |
Freeze-Frame Tiger Monologue The woman dies, and the tiger kills. Suddenly, the tiger speaks to nobody.
Then turns into a demon-witch. And there's a two-minute freeze-frame
exposition.
"I've killed my 100th person! Tonight I will turn into an old lady!" WTF?!
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Cast
Actor |
Character |
Claim to Fame |
Lo Lieh |
<Not Yet in Database> |
AKA "Lieh Lo," "Lit Law," and "Lo Lien," he had
a very long and distinguished career in kung
fu movies--almost 250 of them -- spanning from
the '60s to the year before his death in
2002. Five Fingers of Death,
The 36th Chamber of Shaolin, and
Fists of the White Lotus, to name a
few. |
Yu Wang |
<Not Yet in Database> |
Former Hong Kong swimming champion. |
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