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SMITHEE AWARDS™ XXXII: CINEMASOCHISTS UNITE! 

Look! Up on the screen! It’s a birdemic! It’s a plane crash! It’s...THE THIRTY-SECOND ANNUAL SMITHEE AWARDS™! Faster than a speeding ballot! More powerful than limburger cheese! Able to leap wild gaps of logic within a single clip!

Yes, returning to Origins® for its triumphant 32nd run, it’s The Smithee Awards: Everyone’s favorite Bad Movie ceremony, celebrating the Best of the Worst movies Hollywood ever spawned. YOU vote for your favorite among five so-heinous-they’re-hilarious clips in 18 madcap categories such as Most Ludicrous Premise, Stupidest-Looking Monster, Worst Science, Inane Dialogue, “Cutting Butter with a Chainsaw,” and more!

It starts in MEETING ROOM C-170 in the GREATER COLUMBUS CONVENTION CENTER (Columbus, OH) on FRIDAY, JUNE 21st at 7:00pm and goes ‘til about Midnight. Come and go as you please, but we think you’ll want to stay for the laughs, the awesome-ish prizes, the super friends, and the relief that comes from knowing you’re not the only weirdo who enjoys these atrocious flicks.

So come marvel at the pulse-pounding, senses-shattering SMITHEE AWARDS XXXII and let us rescue you from a dull evening by joining our never-ending battle for Spoofs, Farces, and the Hysterical Way!

-Your Host, Bryan "Allen Smithee" Cassidy

The Countdown Has Begun... 

As announced during THE 31st ANNUAL SMITHEE AWARDS™: FLAVORS OF SMITHEE, big changes are afoot here at the Smithee Awards! At a rapidly-approaching Launch Date (to be determined, but within the next few months), we will be unleashing a whole slew of brand-new, awesome features and Smithee offerings -- not just at this site (though there are a TON of upgrades planned here), but BEYOND (yond...yond...yond...)!

This means that YOU, my dear, dedicated Cinemasochist, will no longer have to wait a whole year to get your Smithee fix, but will (among other things) be able to access all-new Smithee Awards content all year long, as well as archival content and the ability to interact with Smith-ka-teers in real time! There will be fora to voice your opinions on all things Smithee, or just let your cinemasochist freak flag fly. Also...better merch.

And a special THANK YOU and shout-out to all who attended one or both of our lovingly-crafted and beautifully bizarre ceremonies at Origins '23 this year! Especially those of you who used the on-screen QR code to sign up for the mailing list: You'll all be getting a special prize at some point, just for being early adopters of Smithee 2.09.

The details of this fiendish plan is still in development, but all will be revealed soon. So stay tuned to this station!

-Your Host, Bryan "Allen Smithee" Cassidy

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