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Black Scorpion  (1995)
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Roger Corman Presents 'Black Scorpion'
Roger Corman Presents Black Scorpion
Tagline(s):Justice Has a Nasty Sting
Nomination Year: 1999
SYNOPSIS: 

The Black Scorpion is not your typical super-heroine. For one thing, she has this nifty car that can change into any vehicle she desires. For another, her modus operandi seems to be to capture bad guys by having sex with them. In this film, she battles the vicious Breathtaker and his Wheezing Warriors. Yep, you can probably guess the rest.

Bryan "Alllen Smithee" Cassidy
Smithee Award Nominations
Most Ludicrous Premise
The Wheezing Warriors
The Breathtaker tells his story and why he's creating his army of "Wheezing Warriors."
"Let's Up The Rating To 'R'"
He Really Got to the Bottom of the Case

Darcy has the hots for her ex-partner (as in, they were both cops together, not ex-lovers). But when she makes a move on him, he can't handle their platonic history, so he rejects her advances.

But that means nothing to the masked vigilante Black Scorpion! She waylays (and I mean lays) him in his own apartment, has her way with him -- and it's kinky sex, riding him with vinyl and some BDSM -- then...tases the guy afterward!

I'll leave it to you, gentle reader, to ascertain the level of inappropriateness here...

Directors
Director Claim to Fame
Jonathan Winfrey Directed, uh, Christmas Icetastrophe (yep, that's the title), produced Future Kick, and directed Cousin Skeeter and The Marine
Cast
Actor Character Claim to Fame
Joan Severance Darcy Walker/Black Scorpion A successful international model, she went into acting... Uh. Was Eve in See No Evil, Hear No Evil; Rachel Varney in Bird on a Wire; and Marla in The Runestone. As well as the TITular Black Scorpion... 
Garrett Morris Argyle Whether it's his five-year stint on "SNL," or playing "Chocolate Chip Charlie" in The Stuff, or Earl on "2 Broke Girls," you've seen his energetic, comedic character portrayals. 
Casey Siemaszko Dr. Goddard/Breathtaker Charlie Bowdre in Young Guns; 3-D (the goon with the 3-D glasses) in the Back to the Future films; Billy Tessio in Stand By Me; and Alton Hatcher on the "Storm of the Century" miniseries. Oh! And voiced Wrobel in the Red Dead Redemption II videogame. 
Rick Rossovich Walker Matt in The Terminator; Slider in Top Gun; Leary in Navy Seals. And Lt. Anthony Palermo on "Pacific Blue." 
Bradford Tatum Razor Was John Box in Powder; Hubbs in The Stoned Age; Stepanak in Down Periscope; and "Dandy" Al Haas on "Magic City." 
Bruce Abbott Michael Russo The Re-Animator himself! Also was in TAG: The Assassination Game and was Judge Marshall on "Dark Justice." 
Terri J. Vaughn Veronica/Tender Lovin' Lovita on "The Steve Harvey Show"; Jonelle on "All of Us"; China in Friday; and Keisha in *deep breath* Don't Be a Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood
Stephen Lee Captain Strickland Big man who plays little parts on TV and movies. Sgt. Schnieder in WarGames; Dwight in Burlesque; and the Big Bopper in La Bamba. Played "Tom Arnold" in the TV biopic Tom & Rosanne
Randall Shiro Ideishi Tong Leader A short but highly Smithee-rich filmography of Bad modern martial-arts flicks. Did stunts for Orgazmo
Michael Wiseman Hacksaw Johnny Rizzo in Vegas; Played cops/agents in The Wicker Man (2006 version), Planet of the Apes (2001 version), and Predator 2
Rick Tyler Barnes Mugger Been in three things. Two of which were Smithee movies. 
John Sanderford Aldridge Lots of soaps, including Frank Ryan on "Ryan's Hope." Also Albright in Firestarter (the 1984 one). And apparently a really hunky guy. 
Rick Dean Wino Lots of dreck. Lots of Smithee. Species III, Satanic, Carnosaur 2, Bloodfist VII...you get the idea. 
Jonathan Winfrey Bar Patron Tends to give himself roles like "Cop," "Bar Patron," "Policeman" in movies that he directs. This is no exception. 
Ed Gilbert Breathtaker (voice) Has been the "incidental," "background," "additional voices" voice actor in nearly EVERY ANIMATED THING EVER. Most notably "Transformers" (he's usually Blitzwing). Was also the priest in Johnny Got His Gun
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