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Justice Has a Nasty Sting

Nomination Year: 1999

SYNOPSIS: The Black Scorpion is not your typical super-heroine. For one thing, she has this nifty car that can change into any vehicle she desires. For another, her modus operandi seems to be to capture bad guys by having sex with them. In this film, she battles the vicious Breathtaker and his Wheezing Warriors. Yep, you can probably guess the rest.

Smithee Award Nominations

Most Ludicrous Premise
The Wheezing Warriors The Breathtaker tells his story and why he's creating his army of "Wheezing Warriors."	Sorry, this clip has not yet been made available!

"Let's Up The Rating To 'R'"
About To Be Really Screwed She has sex with the guy she's about to kill. And it's kinky sex, with vinyl and some SM. Cool.	Sorry, this clip has not yet been made available!

Directors

Director	Claim to Fame
Jonathan Winfrey	Directed, uh, Christmas Icetastrophe (yep, that's the title), produced Future Kick, and directed Cousin Skeeter and The Marine.

Cast

Actor	Character	Claim to Fame
Joan Severance	Darcy Walker/Black Scorpion	A successful international model, she went into acting... Uh. Was Eve in See No Evil, Hear No Evil; Rachel Varney in Bird on a Wire; and Marla in The Runestone. As well as the TITular Black Scorpion...
Garrett Morris	Argyle	Whether it's his five-year stint on "SNL," or playing "Chocolate Chip Charlie" in The Stuff, or Earl on "2 Broke Girls," you've seen his energetic, comedic character portrayals.
Casey Siemaszko	Dr. Goddard	Charlie Bowdre in Young Guns; 3-D (the goon with the 3-D glasses) in the Back to the Future films; Billy Tessio in Stand By Me; and Alton Hatcher on the "Storm of the Century" miniseries. Oh! And voiced Wrobel in the Red Dead Redemption II videogame.
Rick Rossovich	Walker	Matt in The Terminator; Slider in Top Gun; Leary in Navy Seals. And Lt. Anthony Palermo on "Pacific Blue."
Bradford Tatum	Razor	Was John Box in Powder; Hubbs in The Stoned Age; Stepanak in Down Periscope; and "Dandy" Al Haas on "Magic City."
Bruce Abbott	Michael Russo	The Re-Animator himself! Also was in TAG: The Assassination Game and was Judge Marshall on "Dark Justice."
Randall Shiro Ideishi	Tong Leader	A short but highly Smithee-rich filmography of Bad modern martial-arts flicks. Did stunts for Orgazmo.
Michael Wiseman	Hacksaw	Johnny Rizzo in Vegas; Played cops/agents in The Wicker Man (2006 version), Planet of the Apes (2001 version), and Predator 2.
Rick Tyler Barnes	Mugger
John Sanderford	Aldridge	Lots of soaps, including Frank Ryan on "Ryan's Hope." Also Albright in Firestarter (the 1984 one). And apparently a really hunky guy.
Rick Dean	Wino	Lots of dreck. Lots of Smithee. Species III, Satanic, Carnosaur 2, Bloodfist VII...you get the idea.
Terri J. Vaughn	Tender Lovin'	Lovita on "The Steve Harvey Show"; Jonelle on "All of Us"; China in Friday; and Keisha in *deep breath* Don't Be a Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood.
Stephen Lee	Captain Strickland	Big man who plays little parts on TV and movies. Sgt. Schnieder in WarGames; Dwight in Burlesque; and the Big Bopper in La Bamba. Played "Tom Arnold" in the TV biopic Tom & Rosanne.
Jonathan Winfrey	Bar Patron	Tends to give himself roles like "Cop," "Bar Patron," "Policeman" in movies that he directs. This is no exception.

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