Frankenfish (2004)
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(Foreign Titles)
Bayou
Frankenfish - Criatura Assassina
Terreur dans les Bayous
Terror en la Bahía
Nomination Year: 2010
SYNOPSIS: A medical examiner investigates a death of a bayou hick...and finds more
than he bargained for
when he and some houseboaters get stranded in the middle of nowhere as
ginormous mutant fish start eating
them one by one.
Bryan Cassidy
Smithee Award Nominations
"Alas, Poor Yorick" |
The House Shot Her?! "I know how we can get out of here!" BLAM! The gun left near the fire in
the next houseboat goes off and pegs her right in the head!
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Best One-Liner |
!WAH-EEH They come upon a hick catfishing by sticking his hand in the catfish's mouth. "It biting you?" she asks.
"Hell yeah! Some dumb stranger stick his hand in your hole, wouldn't you
bite him!" She turns to her partner, and says, "This is like the dark side of Hee-Haw."
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"Let's Up The Rating To 'R'" |
Natuitous Gratudity For no reason: "Hey!" She's naked. He comes out (also naked) with a conveniently-placed basket full of
prominent bananas, etc. "Hey, want some fruit?" "No thanks."
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Crummiest Ending |
Even the Dialogue is Gooey They ram the fish's face into the airboat fan. After some gooey (literally)
dialogue, the lawyer gets eaten by the fish-kids. (I knew it!)
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Cast
Actor |
Character |
Claim to Fame |
Tory Kittles |
<Not Yet in Database> |
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Tomas Arana |
Jeff |
AKA "Thomas," he was a once-Shakespearean
actor who was in The Hunt for Red
October (okay, as the cook), but sunk
to this. |
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