Frankenfish (2004)
Frankenfish - Criatura Assassina
Terreur dans les Bayous
Terror en la Bahía

Nomination Year: 2010
SYNOPSIS:  A medical examiner investigates a death of a bayou hick...and finds more than he bargained for when he and some houseboaters get stranded in the middle of nowhere as ginormous mutant fish start eating them one by one.

Smithee Award Winner! "Let's Up The Rating To 'R'"

Natuitous Gratudity
For no reason: "Hey!"
She's naked.
He comes out (also naked) with a conveniently-placed basket full of prominent bananas, etc. "Hey, want some fruit?"
"No thanks."

"Alas, Poor Yorick"

The House Shot Her?!
"I know how we can get out of here!" BLAM! The gun left near the fire in the next houseboat goes off and pegs her right in the head!

Best One-Liner

They come upon a hick catfishing by sticking his hand in the catfish's mouth.
"It biting you?" she asks.
"Hell yeah! Some dumb stranger stick his hand in your hole, wouldn't you bite him!"
She turns to her partner, and says, "This is like the dark side of Hee-Haw."

Crummiest Ending

Even the Dialogue is Gooey
They ram the fish's face into the airboat fan. After some gooey (literally) dialogue, the lawyer gets eaten by the fish-kids. (I knew it!)

Actors/Directors of Note
Actor Claim to Fame
Tory Kittles  
Director Claim to Fame
Mark A.Z. Dippé  

Bryan Cassidy

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