Brides of Blood Island
Brides of Death
Brides of the Beast
Danger on Tiki Island
Grave Desires
The Island of Living Horror
Orgy of Blood
Terror on Blood Island
Nomination Year: 2011
SYNOPSIS: Ouch.
This film had everything.
Anyway, this scientist, his horny and
unfaithful wife, and a Peace Corps volunteer all travel to a remote island
where the plants move and are carnivorous, the animals and insects are
mutants, and the natives sacrifice virgins to a mysterious creature. It's all
related.
Bryan Cassidy
Smithee Award Nominations
"Wanna Run That By Me Again?"
Dialogue by Yogi Berra
"Have you ever seen anything like this?" "No, not even in a situation
exactly like this."
Worst Special Effect
Doll Head
The trees are very wavey-rubber-limbsy, but when it comes to the decapitated head of the scientist's wife? OMG. They didn't. Even. Try.
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Stupidest-Looking Monster
And They Can't Even Pronounce His Name Right
It's bad enough the guy turns into THIS (something like an animate green Tiki statue with frizzy eyebrows), but Jim insists on making "Esteban"
rhyme with "Wes Craven."
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Worst Science
Seems Like We Have a Bad Case of Radioactive Land Crabs
Ah, the island was near nuclear tests. But nothing was affected ... was it? And can we ever know? And what is possible, anyway?
Inane Dialogue
Three Clips in One!
It comes hard and fast in this movie. The "specimen" speech is
incomprehensible. "It's so still." Yeah,
except the wind is howling and EVERYTHING'S MOVING.
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Worst Picture
Earthquake/Insect/Agh, Can't Keep Up!
They hear a growling and someone asks "Earthquake?" It's so clearly not.
Then: A pretty, uh, butterfly on a string appears. It starts changing
shape. "It's changing shape!" someone cries. The scientist gets attacked.
Yay! And we see ... approaching the bound, naked native woman ... the Stupidest-Looking Monster....