The Invincible Kung Fu Legs (1980)
The Leg Fighters
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Incredible Death Kick MasterThe Leg Fighters
Nomination Year: 2011
SYNOPSIS: Boy, those Kung Fu legs, they're sure invincible. I don't know which fight
has more bad edits. The plot? Tan, a Northern Chinese Kung Fu expert,
kills a man using his lethal footwork in self defense. He is then hired to
train a bratty princess and her servant. In the meantime, the brother of
the man Tan killed is out for revenge and wants to get him at any cost. Tan
trains his unruly charges just in time to fight the main baddie, and... And
what? I don't know. Nobody does. The movie has no ending. Oh, and two of
the main lieutenants of the baddies are named (I kid you not) Ding Dong and
Dong Dong. And Ding Dong (I kid you not again) is voiced almost exactly
like Yogi Bear. Better even than Aykroyd's.
Bryan Cassidy