SYNOPSIS: An nice, blended title. Adam, a heavy metal lyricist, "spices up" his
lyrics with a Satanic spell. He gets a girl. She happens to be (of course)
a succubus. But it was a dream. Or was it? His girlfriend Pat wants to
use his place to entertain her sister's sorority. The party is an orgy of
drugs, sex, and murder, courtesy of the succubus, who picks off the guests
one by one and enslaves Adam. In the end, though, it turns out the
"succubus" is only an escaped lunatic, who is only a character in an
author's pulp novel, who is in turn killed by... You know what? I ceased
to care 45 minutes ago.
Bryan Cassidy
Smithee Award Nominations
Deus Ex Machina
We're Sorry, You're All Insane Now
Lily has Jodi cornered. There is no hope. An asylum orderly rushes in, and
makes the "succubus" apologize. She does. Hooray?
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Best One-Liner
Word Gets Around
Pat's making hash brownies, then meets Francis, who's gone to private
schools all her life and is rich as shit. "Oh, that's right! I thought I
recogized those small tits," she says.
Worst Acting
Lisa Emery as Rosie.
Lisa Emery is Rosie, the totally val sorority chick. Like, no phone? Like, what if I have to call my broker? Mondo bad decision, Jody....
Leaves you wishing she had been gagged with a spoon -- or just gagged.
Also credited as Julian Breen, Ellen Cabot,
Richard Chasen, Dave DeCoteau, Eric Mancini,
David McCabe, Jack Reed, Victoria Sloan,
Martin Tate, Joseph Tennent, and Mary Crawford -- so
far. I'd try to disguise my name, too, if I had
nearly 200 directors' credits, all crap. Following
the pattern of most of his messterpieces, his
next made-for-TV flop should be called
The Wrong Director.
A "dual threat" porn/non-porn film
actress, by which of course I mean she
sucks in both. AKA Kim McKamy. AKA
Kimberly Patton. AKA Kimberly Ashlyn
Gere.
David DeCoteau
