Secrets of the Clown (2007)
Nomination Year: 2013
SYNOPSIS: When a guy's friends start dying one by one, his remaining friends blame his kinda-weird fiancee with the clown-doll fixation. Then he starts to doubt her, too. But it turns out she's really a witch, using the clown doll to protect him from her former Master, who's using the life forces of the dead people to increase his own power and to get back at her for deserting him.
Bryan Cassidy
Smithee Award Nominations
"Wanna Run That By Me Again?" |
Please Haunt Responsibly Louie posits that the ghost might be drunk from the one shot, since it doesn't weigh much.
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Inane Dialogue |
You Don't Say-ance! The friends hold a Ouija/séance without the psychic and it goes horribly wrong ("Are you a friend?" BOOM!). Who'd have predicted? The psychic chastises the guy whose mangled eyeballs are streaming blood down his panicked face: "You should never have attempted contact! It's not safe!" Durrrr.
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Acting Appropriately Stupid |
Louie Gets Smoked Immediately after the clearly supernatural goings-on inside, Louie steps out to smoke a joint. Then when he hears a noise in the darkness, goes right off to confront it. With predictible results.
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