The Gingerdead Man  (2005)
Nomination Year: 2013
SYNOPSIS: A psycho killer is sent to the electric chair by the lone survivor of one of his murderous rampages. Fast forward a year, and Sarah runs a run-down bakery with her alcoholic mother. After a mysterious hooded figure delivers a batch of "special gingerbread spices" (actually the killer's ashes), an assistant gets blood in the dough and what follows is a one-by-one killing spree by the world's worst cookie. What's worse is that all the characters' names are cookie-related. The lead is Sarah Leigh (= Sara Lee). Love interest: Amos (as in Famous) Cadbury (as in chocolate). Bitch-next-door is Lorna Dean (sounds like "Doone"). The assistant is Brick (oven?) Fields (as in "Mrs.").
Bryan Cassidy
Smithee Award Nominations
Smithee Award Winner!MegaMetaSmithee Award Winner! Most Ludicrous Premise
And Lo, A Cookie Shall Be Born!
Electrical problems with her walk-in oven (?), a cookie that suddenly looks NOTHING like what she fashioned (22:45), and the bitch daughter of the bakery's across-the-street rival. There's a rat involved. A cat fight. They hit the fusebox and suddenly…! Jacob's ladder evil-cookie badness!
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"Alas, Poor Yorick"
Rolling Pin
COOKIE driving (with use of rolling pin to reach pedal). Runs over jerkwad rival guy.
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Stupidest-Looking Monster
"Well, It Sure Ain't the Pillsbury-Fucking-Dough-Boy!"
"Well, It Sure Ain't the Pillsbury-Fucking-Dough-Boy!"
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Directors
Director Claim to Fame
Charles Band Produced nearly every crappy thing that Roger Corman didn't, and directed quite a bit of it. Including perhaps the most tasteless, 2020's Corona Zombies
Cast
Actor Character Claim to Fame
Gary Busey <Not Yet in Database> Blond, with a long, craggy face, he usually plays muscle; an alleged history of domestic violence (maybe he should change his name to Gary aBusey) 
Robin Sydney <Not Yet in Database>  
Ryan Locke <Not Yet in Database>  
Larry Cedar <Not Yet in Database> Cornelius Hawthorne on "Community;" Leon on "Deadwood;" a regular on "Square One TV" 
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