Cannibal Apocalypse (1980)
Apokalypsi Avrio - Erhontai oi Kannivaloi
Cannibals in the City
Cannibals in the Streets
Invasion of the Flesh Hunters
Invasion of the Fleshhunters
Zontanos Stohos 2
Nomination Year: 2013
SYNOPSIS: John Saxon and his platoon liberate a bunch of soldiers in Viet Nam…or perhaps I should say "Viet NOM!" For the guys they liberate somehow turned to cannibalism. *Infectious* cannibalism. Fast-forward about 18 months. Everyone's back home, but with these…urges. John finds himself biting the jailbait neighbor (who likes it), and his friend takes a chunk out of a horny woman in a movie theater, then goes on to kill two people in a flea market. More and more people are bitten, turning into antisocial psychopathic cannibals until… You get the idea.
- "Alas, Poor Yorick"
He Slipped Her Some Tongue
Helen isn't feeling well. She has this craving. Dr. Hornypants thinks he knows what she wants. He's wrong.
- Worst Science
Cannibalism Via Biological Psychic Mutation
At the bar. Dr. Mendez is starting to put the moves on John's wife.
- Best One-Liner
I'd Hate To See Him on a Monday
I laughed out loud. "You know what you are--?" "Don't say it, doc. Just don't say it. Because I'm real sensitive on Fridays and there's no telling what I might do!" You could even go as far as 1:16:14 to get the hurt puppy-dog look on the doc's face as he slinks away. Up to you.
- Worst Cover Copy
The Cheesy Cover!
The Cheesy Cover!
- Inane Dialogue
"Hey Watch Out!" "Nevermind."
The guard would've been okay, probably…had not the biker guy shouted "Hey, watch out! He's got a gun!" Sure enough, he had. Good payoff.
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