The Glass Trap (2005)
Glass Trap
Glass Trap - Formiche Assassine
Gyalini Pagida
Marabunta: El Regreso

Nomination Year: 2013
SYNOPSIS:  Description Goes Here

Most Ludicrous Premise

That's Not My Department
A U.S. Department of Agriculture black ops task force so secret even the President doesn't know about them vs. giant angry radioactive terrorist ants.

Worst Cover Copy

Some Gi-Ant Mistakes
As we saw in the MLP clip, the ants are irradiated, not genetically engineered, and it was an accident, not an experiment gone wrong.

"Whoops!"

(Also, It's a Goose)
He's wearing the headphones! No, he's not! Yes, he is! (Also, it's a goose.)

"WHAT?!"

The Power of Rock and Roll
Defeating the ants with The Power Of Rock & Roll.

Worst Acting

And the Oscar Does NOT Go to Martin Kove
(Martin Kove): Martin is unaccountably happy about the giant angry radioactive terrorist ants.

Actors/Directors of Note
Actor Claim to Fame
C. Thomas Howell Rae Dawn Chong's ex-husband who was Ponyboy Curtis in The Outsiders; was also Soul Man 
Stella Stevens she was born in "Hot Coffee, Mississippi" 
Siri Baruc Played herself (more or less) on TV's "Writer's Block" 
Brent Huff these days, he kind of looks like a Poor Man's "Lance Armstrong" 
Chick Venerra  
Andrew Prine also wrote a bit on Claws 
Peter Spellos does a lot of voice acting for anime series 
Martin Kove This bulbous-nosed slab of meat plays the beefy guy in almost EVERYTHING; you're almost certain to have seen him (e.g., as "Nero the Hero" in Death Race 2000
Director Claim to Fame
Fred Olen Ray in addition to directing films, he wrestles in the ACW 

Greg Pearson

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