Lord Protector (1996)
The Dark Mist
Lord Protector: The Riddle of the Chosen

Nomination Year: 2013
SYNOPSIS:  With the future of the world hanging in the balance, one fearless hero's quest to solve "The Riddle of the Chosen". As the Lord Protector makes his way through a land of magic and mystery, his allies grow stronger and his enemies more fierce. Will the Lord Protector make it to the center of evil and banish the dark forces that plot destruction, or will the power of evil overwhelm this mortal man and envelope the entire planet in a shroud of darkness and despair?

Smithee Award Winner! Deus Ex Machina

Enough of This Flood
One minute they're trapped in an underground flood about to drown. Then the doors close for no reason and we cut to them walking around on the surface, while narration explains that they healed their wounded and found another exit.

Smithee Award Winner! Worst Special Effect

The Dark Mist Shall Suck!
The Dark Mist shall suck! I mean, rise.

Worst Acting

No Relation to Mr. Smithee
(Patrick Cassidy): I really hope this guy is no relation to Mr. Smithee.

Worst Picture

Centuries from Now, the Lord Protector Shall Be Reincarnated as Super Mario
Centuries from now, the Lord Protector will be reincarnated as Super Mario.

Actors/Directors of Note
Actor Claim to Fame
Olivia Hussey Started as "Juliet" in Zeffirelli's Romeo and Juliet, and went unsteadily downhill from there 
Patrick Cassidy Henry Small on "Smallville" 
Ronald Hale Mainly a soap actor ("Ryan's Hope" and "General Hospital") 
Jay Underwood  
Charlton Heston Silver-age he-man action star and tough guy who became leader of the N.R.A. 
Director Claim to Fame
Ryan Carroll Produced Witchtrap and The Toolbox Murders 


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