Lord Protector (1996)
The Dark Mist
Lord Protector: The Riddle of the Chosen
Nomination Year: 2013
SYNOPSIS: With the future of the world hanging in the balance, one fearless hero's quest to solve "The Riddle of the Chosen". As the Lord Protector makes his way through a land of magic and mystery, his allies grow stronger and his enemies more fierce. Will the Lord Protector make it to the center of evil and banish the dark forces that plot destruction, or will the power of evil overwhelm this mortal man and envelope the entire planet in a shroud of darkness and despair?
- Deus Ex Machina
Enough of This Flood
One minute they're trapped in an underground flood about to drown. Then the doors close for no reason and we cut to them walking around on the surface, while narration explains that they healed their wounded and found another exit.
- Worst Special Effect
The Dark Mist Shall Suck!
The Dark Mist shall suck! I mean, rise.
- Worst Acting
No Relation to Mr. Smithee
(Patrick Cassidy): I really hope this guy is no relation to Mr. Smithee.
- Worst Picture
Centuries from Now, the Lord Protector Shall Be Reincarnated as Super Mario
Centuries from now, the Lord Protector will be reincarnated as Super Mario.
- Actors/Directors of Note
Actor Claim to Fame Olivia Hussey Started as "Juliet" in Zeffirelli's Romeo and Juliet, and went unsteadily downhill from there Patrick Cassidy Henry Small on "Smallville" Ronald Hale Mainly a soap actor ("Ryan's Hope" and "General Hospital") Jay Underwood Charlton Heston Silver-age he-man action star and tough guy who became leader of the N.R.A.
Director Claim to Fame Ryan Carroll Produced Witchtrap and The Toolbox Murders
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