Die-ner (2009)
Diener
Die-ner (Get It?)

Nomination Year: 2015
SYNOPSIS:  A psychotic yet personable serial killer gets mildly annoyed when his victims at a lonesome diner come back to life as zombies.

Most Ludicrous Premise

They Never Come Back To Life Like This
Ken nonchalantly admits he killed the two diner employees. He does it all the time, but they never come back to life like this.

Oblivious

Distracted by Anatomy (But Not the Way You Think)
Ken is trying to figure out how to kill the zombie and doesn't see Rob inching up on him.

"Whoops!"

There's a Car in the Radio
"There's a car...in the radio."

Acting Appropriately Stupid

Tie Him Up Already!
They have the serial killer dead to rights. Tie him up? Tape him down? Cut his throat? Stay back and keep the gun no him? No, no, no, aaaannnnd...no. He grabs her throat and gets the upper hand again.

Actors/Directors of Note
Actor Claim to Fame
Maria Olsen Was Mrs. Dodds in the first Percy Jackson film; was on "American Horror Story" 
Josh Grote  
Liesel Kopp  
Jorge Montalvo  
Parker Quinn  
Director Claim to Fame
Patrick Hovarth Did Millionaire Matchmaker, Exquisite Corpse, and Silent Night, Zombie Night 

Bryan Cassidy

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