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7 Doors of Death (1981)
And You Will Live in Terror: The Afterlife
The Beyond
E Tu Vivrai Nel Terrore: L'AldilĂ 
Seven Doors of Death

Nomination Year: 1995
SYNOPSIS:  A woman inherits a run-down hotel in a sleepy town, little suspecting that it lies atop a portal to Hell. Townsfolk begin dying by strange and violent means. Eventually, even she and her new paramour succumb to the unfathomable (i.e., "impossible to understand") evil that has been unleashed.

"Alas, Poor Yorick"

A Splitting Headache
The hero finds only one other person alive--a morgue attendant. He dies seconds later when the window explodes for no good reason and a shard embeds itself in his forehead.

Worst Cover Copy

7 Drawings of Cheesiness
The cover is cheesy. See for yourself.

Worst Special Effect

The Amazing Trained Tarantula Kickline
The librarian dies when he falls from a ladder. A line of tarantulas advance on his body. Most look suspiciously mechanical.

Crummiest Ending

"How Should I End This? Aw, Heck, the Good Guys Just Lose."
The ending sucks! They find themselves in the Underworld (in the basement). The good guys get taken over and lose. THE END.

Actors/Directors of Note
Actor Claim to Fame
Catriona MacColl  
David Warbeck  
Sarah Keller Her real name's horrifically Italian 
Antoine Saint-John  
Veronica Lazar  
Lucio Fulci  
Director Claim to Fame
Lucio Fulci  

Bryan Cassidy

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