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7 Doors of Death  (1981)
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And You Will Live in Terror: The Afterlife
And You Will Live in Terror: The Beyond
The Beyond
Don't Torture a Zombie
Seven Doors of Death
Tagline(s):Through the Gates of Hell they came...from The Beyond
 The Living Dead Have Taken Possession
 The flesh-craving undead return to the land of the living and raise a little hell of their own...
 Beyond Death... Beyond Evil... Beyond the Dreaded Gates of Hell
 Don't go in unless you're ready to die!
 Behind this doorway lie the terrifying and unspeakable secrets of hell. No one who sees it lives to describe it. And you shall live in darkness for all eternity.
 The seven dreaded gateways to hell are concealed in seven cursed places... And from the day the gates of hell are opened, the dead will walk the earth.
 Unlock Your Deepest Fears
 You can't escape...
 YOU Will Live in Terror!
 ...Behind This [sic.] Door Lie the Terrifying and Unspeakable Secrets of Hell!
 Beyond Death... Beyond Evil... THROUGH THE GATES OF HELL THEY CAME ...FROM The Beyond
 Only Death Awaits in The Beyond
Nomination Year: 1995
SYNOPSIS: A woman inherits a run-down hotel in a sleepy town, little suspecting that it lies atop a portal to Hell. Townsfolk begin dying by strange and violent means. Eventually, even she and her new paramour succumb to the unfathomable (i.e., "impossible to understand") evil that has been unleashed.
Bryan Cassidy
Smithee Award Nominations
Worst Special Effect
The Amazing Trained Tarantula Kickline
The librarian dies when he falls from a ladder. A line of tarantulas advance on his body. Most look suspiciously mechanical.
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"Alas, Poor Yorick"
A Splitting Headache
The hero finds only one other person alive--a morgue attendant. He dies seconds later when the window explodes for no good reason and a shard embeds itself in his forehead.
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Worst Cover Copy
7 Drawings of Cheesiness
The cover is cheesy. See for yourself.
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Crummiest Ending
"How Should I End This? Aw, Heck, the Good Guys Just Lose."
The ending sucks! They find themselves in the Underworld (in the basement). The good guys get taken over and lose. THE END.
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Directors
Director Claim to Fame
Lucio Fulci Abandoned medicine for a career in film...and what a career. Rose to become the Italian King of Giallo film, Master of the Macabre. Often inserted himself in his films as cameo bit parts (or, in the case of Cat in the Brain, as the lead). And his death was as mysterious as his life. 
Cast
Actor Character Claim to Fame
Catriona MacColl Liza Merril Injured ballerina turned Italian scream queen and B-movie/TV actress. 
David Warbeck Dr. John McCabe Did two TV versions of Treasure Island...one in space. 
Cinzia Monreale Emily AKA Sarah Keller. Played Bionda in Everybloody's End
Antoine Saint-John Schweick Was in such blockbusters as 7 Doors of Death, The Killer Must Kill Again, and Duck, You Sucker
Veronica Lazar Martha Was Rosa in Last Tango in Paris
Giovanni De Nava Joe the Plumber  
Al Cliver Dr. Harris Egyptian actor which lots of little Bad Movie bit parts to his name. 
Lucio Fulci Town Clerk (uncredited) Abandoned medicine to rise to become the Italian Master of the Macabre, King of Giallo. Often put himself in his films as cameos. 
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