Metal Shifters (2011)
Iron Golem
Iron Invader

Nomination Year: 2016
SYNOPSIS:  The Iron Giant meets Killdozer: Alien bacteria arrives on a meteorite and infects metal, animating a giant iron statue that goes on a killing rampage in a small town.

Most Ludicrous Premise

It's Like The Iron Giant Meets Killdozer!
Autoparts golem built for town centennial brought to murderous life by (possibly communist) alien bacteria.

Worst Cover Copy

Cylon on the Cover
The monster doesn't look anything like the Cylon pictured. Nothing gets nuked (in fact, there is not a single explosion of any kind in the entire movie). And the best thing they can find to say about it is that it's from the creators of Snakehead Terror, Ice Quake, Solar Attack, and Stonehenge Apocalypse (which, coincidentally, may also appear in this category).

Actors/Directors of Note
Actor Claim to Fame
Kavan Smith Maj. Evan Lorne on the "Stargate" TV shows 
Colby Johannson TV hunk: Lt. "Flat-Top" on "Battlestar Galactica"; Chipper Dunn on "Peacemakers"; Greg on "Reaper" 
Nicole de Boer Ezri Dax from "Deep Space Nine"; Sarah Bannerman on "The Dead Zone" TV show 
Merritt Patterson Olivia Matheson on "Ravenswood"; Ophelia on "The Royals" 
Director Claim to Fame
Paul Ziller Also wrote screenplays for Loch Ness Terror and Avalanche Alley 

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