Tagline(s): | They Want Your Blood... |
The Truth Is Out There... | |
The Truth Is Out There...Way Out There... |
Take bad CGI, cross it with the plot sensibility of a poorly-written episode of "Doctor Who," and add a main character who looks vaguely like David Tennant.
These things are all irrelevant, as is this movie as a whole. A mother is trying to smuggle her baby to safety. The mother (and baby) are aliens. They are being hunted by a government conspiracy. They hide in a house of vampires. Lesbian vampires. There is rather a lot of nudity, and an assassination attempt disguised as exploding bagpipes.
All rendered (in the case of special effects, literally) so ineptly as to strip away any sense of humor, suspense, or pacing. I cannot recommend this movie. Despite the nudity. Despite the bagpiping. Despite the lesbian vampires. Despite even the alien blood.
Bryan's Note: It is telling that literally no one in the cast has an actor's photo on IMDB.com...