Breeders (1986)

Breeders (1986)

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(Foreign Titles)

Tagline(s):	They're Gonna Love You ... 'Til You're Dead!
	Anything this hideous must be stopped from breeding.
	The Sexual Invasion
	... They Get under Your Skin
	The Model. The Actress. The Reporter. The Nurse. All Beautiful. All Chosen To Be ... Breeders

Nomination Year: 2017

SYNOPSIS:

Dr. Gamble Pace has one of my favorite Bad Movie Names. She also has a problem. Manhattan General Hospital is seeing a spike in comatose female rape victims. She intends to get to the bottom of it, assisted by Detective Dale Andriotti of the NYPD.

Long movie short(*), the women were raped by an alien and become brainwashed to do its bidding once they awaken from their comas. They join up together in a special place in the New York City sewers to lay the eggs and await their hatching.

Can Dr. Pace and Det. Andriotti stop them in time? What about the deformed first-generation human/alien hybrid? Why do the women of New York City like to exercise in the nude, make phone calls in the nude, and cook dinner in the nude?

No man can say.

(*) Less than 80 minutes.

Kevin Hogan

Smithee Award Nominations

"Whoops!"
Suit jacket change between office and hallway.	Sorry, this clip has not yet been made available!

"Let's Up The Rating To 'R'"
Naked workout	Sorry, this clip has not yet been made available!

Crummiest Ending

The Whole Movie Turned Out To Be Bad in Bed

It's over. The Breeders have been zappy-zapped in their own milk. Now our heroine can relax with some nookie with her co-star. Or can she? BOOM! Bug jumpscare! Then...

She's alone in bed, sobbing? WTF? Was the whole movie a dream, or just the lovemaking? Was the bug her bed a nightmare? Did he just tap that and leave her to cry about being a new Breeder? No clue!

Slooooooow camera pull out (unlike her lover). Now she's in bed, looking vaguely off camera and crying.

Directors

Director	Claim to Fame
Tim Kincaid	The bulk (girth?) of his directorial work has been porn under the name of "Joe Gage." Directed Robot Holocaust and over 80 other (blech) films.

Cast

Actor	Character	Claim to Fame
Teresa Farley	Dr. Gamble Pace	Worked her way down the alphabet, from Bad Girls Dormitory to Breeders.
Lance Lewman	Det. Dale Andriotti	Breeders was his first film...and then he kinda petered out. Was Moody in Shot in the Heart; Peter's father in Sally Pacholok; and Gary Carter in Fishbowl.
Frances Raines	Karinsa	Now "Frances Sherman," she's the step-grand-niece of Claude "Invisible Man" Raines. Was Dr. Nickel in Night of the Wolf; Valerie in Ryder, P.I.; and Annie Happy in the TV movie Last Hurrah.
Natalie Savage	Donna	AKA "Natalie O'Connell," she's a scream queen since the '80s, starting in I Was a Teenage TV Terrorist, moving through Bad Girls Dormitory and Dead Eye and culminating in a bunch of uncredited background roles.
Matt Mitler	Ted	The voice of Gary Oak on the "Pokémon" cartoon. Was Willie the Werewolf in Deadtime Stories; Harry Trent in Battle for the Lost Planet; and Arty in Basket Case 2.


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