Doghouse (2009)
Zombie Harem
Zombie Harlem

Nomination Year: 2017
SYNOPSIS:  A bunch of lads are trying to help their buddy cope with his divorce. Is that so wrong?

They all take a visit to the village of Moodley, where the women outnumber the men 3 to 1. Suggestive waggle of eyebrows. Is that so wrong?

Something goes horribly awry, and the women turn into zombies with a taste for destruction and human flesh. And then they mutate into Phase Two zombies. Is that so wrong?

The guys discover a remote control which freezes the female zombies in their tracks, and one of the more obnoxious of the lads plays “red light / green light” with the zombies. Is that so wrong?

It all turns out to be a government conspiracy testing washing powder as a vector for a mind-control agent. Infect the enemy and stop the next war before it starts. Is that so wrong?

It only affected the women of Moodley because obviously men wouldn’t come into contact with laundry detergent. Is that so wrong? ...Yeah, I gotta stop you there, movie.

Smithee Award Winner! Most Ludicrous Premise

Biological washing powder

Inane Dialogue

"I am not going to die in this fucking shithole!" *NOM*

Smithee Award Winner! Acting Appropriately Stupid

Red light green light with the controller.

Actors/Directors of Note
Actor Claim to Fame
Noel Clarke Possibly best known as "Mickey Smith" on Doctor Who 
Director Claim to Fame
Jake West mostly known for video documentary shorts 

Kevin Hogan

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