Death Promise

Nomination Year: 2017
SYNOPSIS:  Description of the movie's "plot" goes here.

"Wanna Run That By Me Again?"

Better If You Weren’t Seen Without Me
A weird last letter from dad. “…They will stop at nothing. Stop them.” Then a conversation with Speedy, to whom he says: “I have to be alone. It’d be better if you weren’t seen without me for a while.”

"Alas, Poor Yorick"

Die, Ratbag!
Speedy poses as a mailman and delivers a bag of rats to Jackson. He puts the bag on the drug dealer’s head and lets nature do the rest. Bad FX!

"Whoops!"

Continuity Can Be a Pain in the Neck
OH MY GOOOOD! Baddie tries to get away via the stairs. Charlie catches up and hurls a shuriken into the back of his neck. He screams OH MY GOOOOOOD! and yanks the shuriken out and tosses it away. Then after a brief blip that must have been an edit, he gets katanaed by the Big Bad (Shabato, no surprise) and in his death throes, he turns around. You can clearly see a shuriken in his neck where there was none a second before!

Worst Picture

Up in Flames
Stock footage of a fire, then a cartoon explosion.

Worst Picture

“Eeeeegh! Eeeeagh!”
Bad fight scene with horrifically amateurish martial arts and terrible noises. Looks like a playground brawl. The constant screaming is hilarious.

Actors/Directors of Note
Actor Claim to Fame
Director Claim to Fame

Bryan Cassidy

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