Night of the Bloody Apes

Nomination Year: 2017
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Worst Science

Gorilla Hearts Cause Lesioned Cerebrums
The doctor tries to figure out what went wrong…and comes upon the answer. The gorilla heart pumped too much blood to the head, damaging it and causing brain damage. And vice-versa. What?

Inane Dialogue

This Woman’s Been Hurt
The movie opens with our heroine, a female luchador(a?), pummelling her opponent for five solid minutes. She finally tosses her out of the ring, where she slams onto her back. A man in the front row takes off her mask, examines her, then announces gravely: “This woman’s been hurt!” But who?? How??

Actors/Directors of Note
Actor Claim to Fame
Director Claim to Fame

Bryan Cassidy

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