Nomination Year: 2017
SYNOPSIS: Description of the movie's "plot" goes here.
Lucky Gets Lucky
A trained professional, Osborne checks all his danger zones…and yet Lucky still is *right there* coming from around a wall that would have been literally in front of Osborne a second before.
- Deus Ex Machina
Lucky Gets Unlucky
Lucky has Osborne dead to rights. And he has the diamonds. Now it’s just a single shot. *CLICK* He gets punched out the window and falls fifteen stories onto a car.
- "Cutting Butter With A Chainsaw"
Explosive Car Chase
Yes, another one! But this is the one to end all car chases. House explodes! Car explodes! Gas tank and car explodes!
- Acting Appropriately Stupid
Get Away from that Window
Carmen seems to have no sense of self-preservation. Panama snaps, “Get away from that window!” She comes back with, “Why, what do you think will happen?” INSTANTLY, Perez comes crashing through the window and nearly kills her as a close-quarters firefight erupts.
- Worst Acting
Director of the FBA: Fucking Bad Acting
It’s William Smith (NOT Will Smith). This one is white and is the flat-broke man’s Stacey Keach. But his voice and his style…ugh.
- Actors/Directors of Note
Actor Claim to Fame
Director Claim to Fame
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