Action U.S.A.

Nomination Year: 2017
SYNOPSIS:  Description of the movie's "plot" goes here.


Lucky Gets Lucky
A trained professional, Osborne checks all his danger zones…and yet Lucky still is *right there* coming from around a wall that would have been literally in front of Osborne a second before.

Deus Ex Machina

Lucky Gets Unlucky
Lucky has Osborne dead to rights. And he has the diamonds. Now it’s just a single shot. *CLICK* He gets punched out the window and falls fifteen stories onto a car.

Smithee Award Winner! "Cutting Butter With A Chainsaw"

Explosive Car Chase
Yes, another one! But this is the one to end all car chases. House explodes! Car explodes! Gas tank and car explodes!

Acting Appropriately Stupid

Get Away from that Window
Carmen seems to have no sense of self-preservation. Panama snaps, “Get away from that window!” She comes back with, “Why, what do you think will happen?” INSTANTLY, Perez comes crashing through the window and nearly kills her as a close-quarters firefight erupts.

Worst Acting

Director of the FBA: Fucking Bad Acting
It’s William Smith (NOT Will Smith). This one is white and is the flat-broke man’s Stacey Keach. But his voice and his style…ugh.

Actors/Directors of Note
Actor Claim to Fame
Director Claim to Fame

Bryan Cassidy

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