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Army of One (1993)
Joshua Tree

Nomination Year: 1996
SYNOPSIS:  Description of the movie's "plot" goes here.

"Cutting Butter With A Chainsaw"

Yeah, But Imagine If He Were a Toon
Paint thinner exploding guy.

Smithee Award Winner! "WHAT?!"

Hey, Free Guns!
The hero mows down dozens of baddies, and every time his gun runs out, he shoots a baddie and the baddie's gun drops right into his hands. At one point, he also rolls across the floor on a mechanics dolly (you know, those roller things they use to get under cars), doing the same thing. Unload. Shoot a bad guy with your last bullet. Grab bad guy's falling gun. Repeat.

Actors/Directors of Note
Actor Claim to Fame
Dolph Lundgren Bulgy-bicep action star; supposedly brainy as well as brawny, his Masters in Chemical Engineering sure doesn't show on-screen 
George Segal Veteran of a rich and varied career (especially in the '70s and '80s), he's Jack Gallo on Just Shoot Me these days. 
Kristian Alfonso Soap actress (Days of Our Lives and Melrose Place
Matt Battaglia  
Geoffrey Lewis Clint-Eastwood-film regular and father of Juliette Lewis 
Bert Remsen  
Al Leong Quite often plays the token dirty long-haired Asian 
Director Claim to Fame
Vic Armstrong Accomplished stuntman; director, not so much 

Anne O'Nymous

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