House of the Dead

Nomination Year: 2018
SYNOPSIS:  "Classic" Uwe-Boll-directs-movie-purportedly-"based"-on-video-game movie.

"Let's Up The Rating To 'R'"

Captain Creepy walks in on topless woman doing laundry. He offers her a protection charm, she declines because she is "on the pill".

Acting Appropriately Stupid

Didn't you ever watch Scooby Doo? This is so not a good idea.

Worst Picture

Taking the house (intercut w/videogame) & weapon swap.

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