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Naked Weapon  (2002)
Nomination Year: 2018
SYNOPSIS: The evil Madame M kidnaps young girls who show promise at martial arts, then forces them to live on her private island where they are constantly trained into ultimate killing machines...until the day she orders them all to kill each other and takes the survivor. Now there's a sustainable business model for you. You'd think she could do something with the slightly-less skilled girls she's spent 10 years housing, training, feeding, clothing, spending money on guards—you know what? I'm just gonna go with it. Anyway, this time around, M decides to keep three instead of one. Closer-than-sisters Charlene (protagonist) and Kat, and the third cold-blooded bitch that's destined to eventually die fighting one or both of the others. Enter Jack. A good-hearted CIA agent who's followed the case for years and has finally tracked down Charlene...and falls in love with her.
Bryan Cassidy
Smithee Award Nominations
Worst Special Effect
The Last Shards of Her Dignity
The fight is bad enough, but the awful, awful CGI is...awful. Especially the glass which she somehow can't avoid this time.
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Deus Ex Machina
Crashing through the Window
Our love-interest detective's about to die at the hands of Assassin #3! But Charlene comes Crashing through the Window in the nick of time!
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"Cutting Butter With A Chainsaw"
Sock Bang Boom
She kicks the ass of like four guys, flip-shoots another couple with a shotgun, and then makes her escape…almost. Rocket launcher! BOOOOM! Firefight! Then she’s killed by her own Mistress.
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