Don't Kill It

Nomination Year: 2018
SYNOPSIS:  Dolph in. A hunter gets possessed when his dog finds a golden jar in the woods and breaks the seal. He kills his family then goes to the neighbors’ and kills them. The demon jumps from person to person. Slaughter ensues. Jebediah Woodley has been hunting demons for years, especially this one. He offers his help to the local authorities, who at first reject him until they come to believe. Then it's cat-and-mouse with the demon, until it turns out the lady FBI agent is from a special angelic bloodline that will allow demons to flood the Earth if she's possessed. Uhoh. Basically a rehash of the good movie Fallen.

Most Ludicrous Premise

Woodley’s Tale
Woodley discusses his backstory over ribs. And tells the premise of the body-hopping demon. Don't kill it!

"Alas, Poor Yorick"

Here, Have a Grenade
A survivalist kills the possessed FBI chief, becoming possessed himself. He casually unclips a grenade from his bandolier and hands it to his buddy in passing. The buddy looks at it puzzled. Then blows up.

"Whoops!"

What’s Your Poison?
The level in the poison glass is so clearly less as he walks into the next room. It’s even a different, milky green color.

Actors/Directors of Note
Actor Claim to Fame
Director Claim to Fame

Bryan Cassidy

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