Don't Open Till Christmas  (1984)
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(Foreign Titles)
Nomination Year: 2019
SYNOPSIS: Somebody with very little Christmas spirit is killing anyone in a Santa suit one London holiday season, and Scotland Yard has to stop him before he makes his exploits an annual tradition.
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Smithee Award Nominations
Inane Dialogue
We Might Have a Psychopath on Our Hands
We Might Have a Psychopath on Our Hands. Ya think?
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Smithee Award Winner! "Let's Up The Rating To 'R'"
Spared the Slut
The killer catches the model outside, half-naked in a Santa suit...but he doesn't kill her. Perhaps because those breasts are a present to everyone.
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Worst Picture
The Nightmare Before Premise
Inspector Harris has a nightmare about that Christmas his mother died. Shows the origin of his psycho brother. Then he goes to his study and sees a present from said psycho brother. He opens it, like a dummy. You expect a bomb, but it's a music box. Oh, wait. It IS a bomb.
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Directors
Director Claim to Fame
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Cast
Actor Character Claim to Fame
Edmund Purdom Inspector Ian Harris In a career spanning 1950 to 2001, was in a lot of B-Movies of many stripes. 
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