Candy Stripers (2006)

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Sexy Killers
Species XXX

Tagline(s):

They're Running Out of Patients.

Nomination Year: 2021

SYNOPSIS: In a lonely road in Wucaipa, something attacks the driver of a car and her blind friend Tammy. They have a car accident; Tammy survives and is sent to the Wucaipa General Hospital. Meanwhile, a high school basketball team fights with the opponents in the square and the captain Matt with a broken leg, and his injured friends Joey and Brian are sent to the same hospital. Tammy is near death and asks the candy striper nurse Janine to kiss her. While kissing as a gesture of sympathy, an alien invades the mouth of Janine and infects her; she infects others nurses, clerks, doctors and patients, initiating an exponential virus outbreak in the hospital. Joey's sister Cherie that has a crush on Matt stays with them in the hospital. When Joey is infected by a hot nurse during the night, he has webbing on the face and rush, and Matt asks Cherie to call his girlfriend Krystal to help them to leave the hospital. But the place is under quarantine and the candy stripers need sugar to procreate a breed of alien.

Claudio Carvalho, IMDB.com

Smithee Award Nominations

"Alas, Poor Yorick"
Joey Loses His Head Joey is approached by an alien and he knows it. She offers fellatio. He accepts (or at least doesn't fight too hard). She bites his dick off and kills him. Then gets killed by Cherie. Lots to unpack here.	Sorry, this clip has not yet been made available!

Acting Appropriately Stupid
Just Shoot Me. Then They Don't. The heroes know the aliens bodysnatch (no pun intended). The blonde was away, but now she's back. But instead of taking the her at her word and shooting her with the harmless-to-humans alien-killer chemical, they just believe her and let her lead them into an elevator.	Sorry, this clip has not yet been made available!

Directors

Director	Claim to Fame
Kate Robbins	Wrote, produced, and directed Candy Stripers, her only movie.

Cast

Actor	Character	Claim to Fame
Brian Lloyd	Matt	Played Brett in the Evil Bong franchise.
Tori White	Cherie
Deanna Brooks	Janine	Playboy Playmate of the Month, May 1998. For which she lost her job as a bank manager.
Nicole Rayburn	Krystal	Tara in Kisses and Caroms and Casey Dixon in Cougar Club.
William Edwards, Jr.	Joey	His only other credit? The Pricks from Pluto VS. the Vaginas from Venus.
Serria Tawan	Laurie	Playboy Playmate of the Month, November 2002.
Eliza Swenson	Sally	Pops up in a lot of B-Movies. Transmorphers, Dragon, Dracula's Curse, The Dunwich Horror. And many more. Which is quite the accomplishment for someone with only 21 acting credits to her name (so far).


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