Smithee Award Nominations
"Wanna Run That By Me Again?" |
"And My Copy Machine Impression Wowed 'Em in the Break Room!" Sadly, due to an error in the editing room, this clip never made it onto the finished Smithee tape, so it was never voted upon. It consisted primarily of a secretary describing the noise her broken typewriter makes. She gets this funny little look on her face and makes weird clacking noises. And the guy she's describing it to isn't even the repairman -- she just thinks he is.
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Worst Special Effect |
Claymation Terror Trashes Flophouse The claymation blob runs amok. It looks like Ray Harryhausen's first attempt at a film, when he was six. You can see wires when the blob throws things.
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Stupidest-Looking Monster |
Claymation Terror Trashes Flophouse The claymation blob runs amok. It looks like Ray Harryhausen's first attempt at a film, when he was six. You can see wires when the blob throws things.
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Inane Dialogue |
"Yeah, I'm Just Hanging Around...." Duane is hanging from an electrified sign three stories above the ground, with the blob strangling him as he hangs. Someone in the gathering crowd on the ground calls out, "Hey, are you okay up there?"
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"Let's Up The Rating To 'R'" |
Now All We Need Is a Math Class Near the end, Duane has a dream (or is it a dream?) in which he's running naked down the city streets at night. And we get to see his dream and everything in it. Everything, front and rear. This is a switch from the usual entry in this category, which normally features topless and/or naked women. But hey, we're not sexist.
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Worst Acting |
At Least She Dies at the End, Too Sharon the receptionist (Teri Susan Smith) acts woodenly as her relationship with Duane blossoms. She takes him to the Statue of Liberty and they lounge on the grass, spouting lackluster lines.
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Worst Picture |
Now That's What I Call a Photographic Memory Duane gets drunk and tells an acquaintance his life story, and the premise. To be more accurate, he passes out and has a flashback to his birth -- neat trick. Seems that ever since his father rejected the twins on their very first day of life, Duane ended up carrying his deformed, homocidal, psychic, Siamese-twin brother around in a basket. I mean, wouldn't you?
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"Wow. This Blob Must Be Worth a Fortune!" A wino in the boarding house breaks into Duane's room to find a little cash or anything else worth stealing. He finds more than he bargained for when he decides to force open Belial's basket. The effects are cheesy as ever, including the "blood" that drips down the "dead" wino slumped against the wall.
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Directors
Director |
Claim to Fame |
Frank Henenlotter |
Director of the Basket Case
series and Frankenhooker, as
well as Bad Biology. |
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