Smithee Award Nominations
Oblivious |
Have You Ever Seen the Rain? "It's gonna rain." "I don't see any rain." *COPIOUS THUNDER* "There!" *OBVIOUS RAIN CLOUDS*
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Stupidest-Looking Monster |
Rat-Attack-Two-ee The cute rat puppet attacks the two ladies, complete with Having-to-hug-the-puppet-to-make-it-more-realistic and the Climb-up-the-back Maneuver and the Check-under-the-bed-BLLAAAH Attack.
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Worst Science |
Dipshit Science Project If only the human body could make its own amino acids...wait, it can...that's not how we get nutrition. Super double-talky pseudoscience BS.
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"Whoops!" |
What The Hell Are YOU Reading?? The computer screen displays a diary entry clearly readable. Just as clearly, Jesse is reading much, much different text!
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Acting Appropriately Stupid |
DUELING Acting Appropriately Stupids "There's something in there." (Yep, a monster.) "I should go in." "No *I* should go in." "That's stupid." "I'm going in." "No, *I'M* going in!"
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"Let's Up The Rating To 'R'" |
Guard Booty He's "guarding" her body while she takes a shower. But she wants a little more personal guarding. Which proves that even post-apocalypse, there'll always be a shower and a soaped-up naked babe.
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Directors
Director |
Claim to Fame |
David DeCoteau |
Also credited as Julian Breen, Ellen Cabot,
Richard Chasen, Dave DeCoteau, Eric Mancini,
David McCabe, Jack Reed, Victoria Sloan,
Martin Tate, Joseph Tennent, and Mary Crawford -- so
far. I'd try to disguise my name, too, if I had
nearly 200 directors' credits, all crap. Following
the pattern of most of his messterpieces, his
next made-for-TV flop should be called
The Wrong Director. |
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