Abelar
Abelar: Tales of an Ancient Empire
The Sword and the Sorcerer 2
Tales of an Ancient Empire
Abelar: Povestea unui Imperiu Stravechi [Romanian]
Price o Drevnom Carstvu [Serbian]
Vámpírok Alkonya [Hungarian]
Tagline(s):
An age ruled by lusty adventure and darkest sorcery. When all things were possible.
Nomination Year: 2021
SYNOPSIS: A demon vampire queen plans to raise the vampire god by sacrificing the five children of the man who killed her father. Fortunately, he's able to rescue the kids in a one-sentence voice over.
Greg Pearson
Smithee Award Nominations
Most Ludicrous Premise
"You Sly Dog, You Got Me Monologuing..."
Before being beheaded by his audience of one, a demon priest tells of Xia, the demon vampire queen plans to raise the vampire god by sacrificing the five children of the man who killed her father. Fortunately, the hero is able to rescue the kids in a one-sentence voice-over.
Worst Special Effect
Ship Wreck
Escape from a poorly drawn city in a ridiculously animated boat only to be shipwrecked in the land of bad color saturation.
Worst Picture
Are These Actors Even in the Same Room?
The climactic final battle. Which, unfortunately, took place after Kevin Sorbo's paycheck bounced. The actors don't seem to be in the same room, the final "climactic battle" against Vampire Queen Xia is done in voice-over, and the whole thing looks like it was done with Snapchat filters and clip art.
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his share of bit and small bruiser parts
in this or that. Was "Andre the Giant"
in "Young Rock", Happy in Birds of
Prey, and One-Eye in We're
the Millers.
Though he played Lt. Ray Bozeman in
Gone and Bull Pruitt in
Hope Floats, I will always
know him as the Travolta-like jock Tony
Villicana from "The Greatest American
Hero."