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Metamorphosis  (2007)
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(Foreign Titles)
Tagline(s):What Lurks on the Other Side of Mortality?
Nomination Year: 2021
SYNOPSIS: In the Seventeenth Century, while Hungary is fighting the Turks, the population of a small village in the Carpathian Mountains faces the evil Countess Elizabeth Bathory, accused of drinking and bathing in blood of virgin women. Count Thurzo imprisons the Countess in the tower of a monastery and brings her daughter to live with him. In the present days, Keith is writing a book about Countess Elizabeth Bathory and traveling through Hungary with his friends J.J. and Kim researching her life. While trying to find the monastery, he meets the gorgeous and seductive Elizabeth, who guides the trio to the place. Keith and Elizabeth fall in love for each other, and after a car accident, they have a supernatural journey with revelations and fatalities.
Claudio Carvalho, IMDb.com
Smithee Award Nominations
Smithee Award Winner! Most Ludicrous Premise
Good Timelord Vampire Pulls You Out of Purgatory
Vampire uses her Time Lord powers to bust her dead boyfriend out of purgatory.
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Best One-Liner
What a World!
She thrusts a cross at Thurzo and he mocks, "Oh, no, a cross. I'm melting!" And finishes with that patented Chris Lambert laugh.
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Inane Dialogue
It Was only an Earthquake
"Don't say it's only the wind because there is no wind." "It's probably an earthquake or something." Yeah, right.
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Acting Appropriately Stupid
Go with the Mysterious Woman to the Castle of Certain Death
Everybody who goes to Elizabeth Bathory's castle dies. But I really need to see it for my book research, so let's go anyway. This mysterious Hungarian woman I just met can lead us there!
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Crummiest Ending
Angelic Vampires and Hungarian Hip Hop
Angelic vampires and Hungarian hip hop.
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Directors
Director Claim to Fame
Jenö Hodi Hungarian who studied under Brian De Palma and others, but then went on to direct Guns and Lipstick and American Kickboxer 2
Cast
Actor Character Claim to Fame
Corey Sevier Keith Timmy on "Lassie" (the 1994 series); Seth Gunderson on "Cedar Cove"; Apollo in Immortals; Alex Hahn in Awaken; but now does an endless string of made-for-TV romances like you'd find on the Hallmark Channel. 
Irena Violette Elizabeth Bathroy AKA Irena A. Hoffman, she broke out as the vampire- angel-whatever chick in Metamorphosis and went from there...like Draguta Floca in Transylmania and Adrianne Knowles in Blood of Drago. I'll leave it to you to decide which direction she went. 
Christopher Lambert Constantine Thurzo A perennial Smithee favorite, was Connor McLeod of Highlander fame...and in many a Bad Movie besides. 
Jennifer Higham Kim Was Olive in Ella Enchanted, Helen in Cassandra's Dream, and Louisa Musgrove in Persuasion
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