SYNOPSIS: A small town is the locus of bigfoot activity. They are extradimensional beings banished by Native Americans long ago, see, and they can only come back to our world every so often...to kidnap women and mate with them to perpetuate their species. You know, like you do. Can the "crazy, redneck jailbird coot" help our heroes get the women back and win...the Bigfoot Wars?? Actually...no.
Bryan Cassidy
Smithee Award Nominations
Most Ludicrous Premise
Indian Bigfoot Shaman Sterilization Bullshit
See Thomas howl as Zeke explains the plot. Bigfoots (bigfeet) are extra-dimensional critters who were banished by a Native shaman and now have to kidnap our women. Or something?
"Wanna Run That By Me Again?"
Civilization
Old Zeke waxes philosophic about "civilization" vs. the "barbarians."
Stupidest-Looking Monster
Squatch Blocked
Some young folks looking for a little sexytime get more than they bargained for when bigfoot attacks!
Best One-Liner
Doctor Fuckup
"You will refer to me as DOCTOR Fuckup." Good performance by Judd Nelson as the addicted doctor.
Crummiest Ending
Overwhelmingly Crummy Ending
Basicaly, despite fighting the charging bigfoot army valiantly, the good guys just...lose. The End.
Rae Dawn Chong's ex-husband who was Ponyboy
Curtis in The Outsiders; was also
Soul Man and Tyler in E.T.
. Has a massive portfolio of Bad
Movies, several in the Smithees.
One of the original "Brat Pack," he's
been in many a weird and wonderful thing
since The Breakfast Club.
Like the Cabin in the Lake
series, St. Elmo's Fire,
New Jack City, Mr.
Rock and Roll, and voices Rodimus
Prime in the "Transformers" properties.
Brian T. Jaynes
C. Thomas Howell
Judd Nelson
Holt Boggs
Jackey Hall
David Sullivan
