| Tagline(s): | Throwing L.A. back to the stone ages. |
 Most Ludicrous Premise |
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"Crikey! I'm Gonner Be President of the Unoited Stites!" A guy with a thick Aussie accent unleashes his "pet" dinos on LA so he can come in and save the day (can you say "Syndrome Syndrome?"). Then he can be President. Even though he sounds straight outa Perth.
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| Stupidest-Looking Monster | |
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VHS-lociraptor Stupid CGI velociraptor eats some hapless M1 guard then gets cacked by a grenade launcher.
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Field Promotion Corporal Barnes introduces himself. Guy in car has a tablet convo with the Big Bad, then calls him "Sergeant Barnes."
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| Crummiest Ending | |
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Maybe They Used Dino-Mite? Dinosaurs somehow burn down LA.
And a copter crashes. Of course.
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| Worst Picture | |
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Lockup Cockup The jail goes haywire as dinos surge through guards and inmates, and the poor guard gets elecrocuted as she's eaten, freeing all the prisoners...and the dinos.
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| Director | Claim to Fame |
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 Sean Cain |
Director, Dead by Dawn, Eruption: LA, Terror Birds, Angels Apocalypse, The Last House, Jurassic City, Breath of Hate, Silent Night, Zombie Night, and Naked Beneath the Water. |
| Actor | Character | Claim to Fame |
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 Ray Wise |
Warden Lewis | Very busy actor in lots of things, like Leon Nash in Robocop and Leland Palmer on "Twin Peaks." Voiced Commisioner Gordon in Batman: The Killing Joke. |
| Kevin Gage |
Doyle | Waingro in Heat and Instructor Pyro in G.I. Jane. |
| Vernon Wells |
Agent LaFranco | Ransik from Power Rangers |
| Robert LaSardo |
Corporal Ignacio | Emilio in The Mule and Grimm in Death Race. |
| Dana Melanie |
Pippi | Emma Geller in Greenhouse Academy, Young Emily in Wild Nights with Emily, and Jordyn Sherman in Waiting to Die in Bayside Queens. |
| Timothy Muskatell |
Bear |
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